Author Topic: I need a weapon (Read 8480 times)

Man 2 · August 04, 2012, 09:01:44 PM

Quote from: SaturnsRings on August 04, 2012, 08:55:52 PM

A cane

I actually think a cane/weapon would be really badass.
Especially the sword.
Or even just a good old-fashioned cudgel.

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T3HZ3N0N · August 04, 2012, 09:03:02 PM

>buy butterfly knife from random hobo

>learn how to properly make it look like you know what you're doing

>no one will come near you

(Fallen) · August 05, 2012, 02:33:25 AM

Take nail polish remover (which contains flammable acetone) and create a molotov roostertail. Make sure not to get it on your hands or else they might catch on fire if a flame touches them. You can use pure acetone which isn't diluted like nail polish remover is but it tends to be unstable and damaging to the brain and body if inhaled directly or if you are in an enclosed room. Use this chemical to make other weapons by using your loving imagination yo

fred da kiko · August 05, 2012, 02:43:44 AM

i have a winchester pocket knife. it's the smoothblade version with the gray aluminum handle. you can pick them up for 5 bucks at walmart.

dell2 · August 05, 2012, 03:01:40 AM

Quote from: xxxxkill on August 04, 2012, 06:07:56 PM

In all seriousness, a stick should be fairly effective.

MY STICK

BITCH!!

Blooker · August 05, 2012, 04:40:54 AM

I NEED A WEAPON.

._maxwell23461_. · August 05, 2012, 04:41:57 AM

well, you need a thingy that kills stuff

axe

Regulith · August 05, 2012, 05:01:13 AM

No you don't. You're 11.

Clone v.117 · August 05, 2012, 05:02:19 AM

Laser nipples.

Flamecannon · August 05, 2012, 05:05:33 AM

i suggest a fruit spear

Quote from: Clone v.117 on August 05, 2012, 05:02:19 AM

Laser nipples.

"charging time 47 minutes!?"

M�ster Bl�ster · August 05, 2012, 05:51:11 AM

The Penetrator carrot bat.

Cybertails1998 · August 05, 2012, 06:32:04 AM

Quote from: M�ster Bl�ster on August 05, 2012, 05:51:11 AM

The Penetrator carrot bat.

Silly Blasty, this is real life, not Steelport

Get a halberd. Or pepper spray. Or a cane sword.
...Or get a sharp rock, a long straight stick and some tape.

LeetZero · August 05, 2012, 07:20:46 AM

Pepper spray.

Yosher · August 05, 2012, 07:22:09 AM

axe spray + lighter/match = flamethrower

Derroith · August 05, 2012, 12:02:57 PM

Let me get this straight, you're eleven years old and need something to protect yourself with? Unless you're getting attacked by a gang of like mice, your knife or whatever you want has almost no use. If you're really taking the risks, get a gun- but wait! You're eleven! You can't have guns!