Item names? Item names. (also some descriptions)
Beggar's Bazooka -> The Crocketeer's Crucible ("Our rockets will blot out the sun.")
Scorch Shot -> The Hotfoot Handcannon ("The floor is lava, the floor is lava!")
Detonator -> The Arsonist's Arbalest
Medigun -> The Not-Dyin' Machine
BFB -> Scattergun of Running Urgently
PBPP -> The Splatterproof Sidearm
Solemn Vow -> Buster ("Harm not done.")
Crusader's Crossbow -> Doktor Dummkopfs's Deadly Dartgun