Bad translator!

[ghost_man]

Original text:

"Oh, my petit cheoufleour..."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Oh I cheoufleour."

"milkshakes mint milkshakes and rocks"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mint juices, roostertails and stones"

[Ad Bot]

[Mushroom man]

Original text:

"I like to have love with small fish. I know it's odd, but deal with it."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Real hair, you can get a decent little fish and Paul."

[Katadeus]

Original text:

"In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree, Where Alph the sacred river ran, Through caverns measureless to man, Down to a sunless sea."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Brands a festive joy ball in the Palace of the Khan Kubla, where a holy river can still be seen from the holes in alphabetical order, the darkness of the ocean."

This is brilliant

[Boink!]

"Boink is really really really lovey!1"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Fun lovey, Angst"

wat

[WALK2222]

"Fun lovey, Angst"

wat

Oh gawd wut

[Boston Terrier]

Original text:

"Help! Robber trying to steal my slippers!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Help! The robber trying to steal my slippers!"

Pony quote much?
On topic:
"I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"To determine the type and weight of the weapon."

[Glass-Is-Back]

Just. No.

[otto-san]

"I'm tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of never having me a buddy to be with, to tell me where we's going to, coming from, or why."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The head. If you're tired of the little Sparrow is a global and friends of the hs."

"bread always lands butter side up"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The bread is not a source."

[blockguy123]

Original text:

"Derpy derp herpy herp"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Herpy Derpy Aundre Herpes"

[Blockzillahead]

Guys! Badspot is god or something! The bad translator translated it correctly!

[Glass-Is-Back]

 

[otto-san]

WHAT A PAIN

I HATE WEDNESDAYS

[Boink!]

"Pacha is the loveiest man ever, hands down."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Pasa is for people who are Seksikkaimmista."

[Glass-Is-Back]

WHAT A PAIN

I HATE WEDNESDAYS

ikr

[BlockoCrafter]

Meh.

"If at first you fail, try, try again."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Otherwise, again, try again."

Attempt 2:

"Badspot owns Blockland, and his arch enemy is Okiver."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Well Okiver washing block writes, enemy. amovible"

Oh sweet jeebus, what have I done?