Author Topic: Bad translator!  (Read 7411 times)

Original text:

"Oh, my petit cheoufleour..."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Oh I cheoufleour."

"milkshakes mint milkshakes and rocks"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mint juices, roostertails and stones"
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 08:28:43 PM by ghost_man »

Original text:

"I like to have love with small fish. I know it's odd, but deal with it."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Real hair, you can get a decent little fish and Paul."

Original text:

"In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree, Where Alph the sacred river ran, Through caverns measureless to man, Down to a sunless sea."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Brands a festive joy ball in the Palace of the Khan Kubla, where a holy river can still be seen from the holes in alphabetical order, the darkness of the ocean."

This is brilliant

"Boink is really really really lovey!1"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Fun lovey, Angst"

wat


Original text:

"Help! Robber trying to steal my slippers!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Help! The robber trying to steal my slippers!"
Pony quote much?
On topic:
"I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"To determine the type and weight of the weapon."


Quote
"I'm tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of never having me a buddy to be with, to tell me where we's going to, coming from, or why."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The head. If you're tired of the little Sparrow is a global and friends of the hs."

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"bread always lands butter side up"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The bread is not a source."

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Original text:

"Derpy derp herpy herp"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Herpy Derpy Aundre Herpes"



Guys! Badspot is god or something! The bad translator translated it correctly!



"Pacha is the loveiest man ever, hands down."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Pasa is for people who are Seksikkaimmista."


Meh.

"If at first you fail, try, try again."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Otherwise, again, try again."

Attempt 2:

"Badspot owns Blockland, and his arch enemy is Okiver."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Well Okiver washing block writes, enemy. amovible"

Oh sweet jeebus, what have I done?