Bad translator!

[Kaphonaits²]

Original text:

"I would have love with Vertical Horizon."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Vertical, horizontal"

Yep. Accurate.

[Ad Bot]

[dorkdotdan]

"Four score and seven years ago "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"From 4 to 7 years, the scores"

[Axolotl2]

Original text:

"gramatically incoherent text caused by computer translation. one must use a professional translator."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Traditional grammar, computer live version Pro Web"
Original text:

" I need 5 PM's so my inbox has 30 messages in it, its driving me MAD having 25 in there at the moment."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Disk Destabilizir, 17: 30 25 years today presents Ŝ."
Original text:

"Port is a lovely human being who loves me and a bunch of other people."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"One of the most important and that is more than skin."

it's just like playing telephone with a bunch of drunk people if you set it on bing max

[Communist²]

Original text:

"You're all loving handicapped."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Feeling happy"

[Adam3442]

This, is, Pasta!
35 translations later...
The Italian language.


JESUS HAS SPOKEN!

[Axolotl2]

Original text:

"i love the lotion, if you know what I mean."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you know what I mean, I know that you love ice cream"
Don't feed it monty

Original text:

"pee on my to kiss you while i take my hands along your star fish"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You can send or we do."

[TristanLuigi]

Oh god I need to make a GMod video of this

[Axolotl2]

Oh god I need to make a GMod video of this

"Oh god I need to make a GMod video of this"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Oh my God this movie t enough (hp)"

[Miner Blockman]

Original Text:

"No, I am not jelly. You are not my bro. You sir, need glasses."

...35 Translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is not necessary. Here is my brother chairs, glass."

Original Text:

"All of you need to get out. Right loving now. I don't need more loving mental dumbass idiots running around here. Go. Get out."

...35 Translations later, Bing gives us:

"Need more time with MOM. If your state is not valid. The company Pixar"

[Block Box]

[TristanLuigi]

Original text:

"Bing, you suck!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Bing, you piece of stuff!"

Bing hates itself, lol.

[Mister Cheese]

Original text:

"Bing, you suck!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Bing, you piece of stuff!"

Bing hates itself, lol.

My loving sides

[Cargøn]

Original text:

"This stuff is more random than cleverbot "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Here is an example from the Bible."

Original text:

"Let me rub you in the worst game of scrabble "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the worst Scrabble mill"

Original text:

"Bing is a sack of stuff"

...3 translations later, SDL gives us:

"To be is forgets a sack"

Original text:

"I will be your anti loveual sherpa"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I will be its Against sherpa loveual"

Original text:

"I enjoy walking to the park and throwing the children in the lake"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I love the children in the park lakes"

Original text:

"Bing can't translate for stuff"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Bing sucks could not be converted"

[Communist²]

"Need more time with MOM. If your state is not valid. The company Pixar"

what

[Darkness ZXW]

"I can count to potato"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Then dad."

AKA 1, 2, potato, dad.