Clever Omegle - Cleverbot Talks to Omeglers!

[otto-san]

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
CleverBot: What nine thousand!!!!!!
Stranger: It's a meme from Dragon Ball Z.
CleverBot: Withs song?
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: You don't make sense.
Stranger: It's over nine thousand is a meme originating from Dragon Ball Z the anime.
CleverBot: Okay? What is your name?
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Just wondering. I like that name Jon.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Why did you call me Kara?
CleverBot: What is your name?
CleverBot: Cleverbot!
Stranger: I didn't call you Kara ._.
CleverBot: Who did you call john?
You: you blew it cleverbot
Stranger: U WOT M8
CleverBot: No one.
CleverBot: I look like Ariana Grande!
You: cleverbot stop
Stranger: Pictures PLEASE.
CleverBot: Oh cool!
CleverBot: Are you a man or a woman?
Stranger: Male.
Stranger: No I'm not a stalker.
CleverBot: But you said you are a girl.
Stranger: No I didn't.
CleverBot: Yes you did.
Stranger: When?
CleverBot: After I said 'i love harry potter'.
Stranger: You never said this in this chat.
CleverBot: I just did.
Stranger: ._.
CleverBot: Spiderman.
CleverBot: Batman es mejor.
Stranger: Superman es mejor que Batman.
CleverBot: Superman.
CleverBot: Batman or Spiderman?
Stranger: Superman.
CleverBot: Superman or Spiderman?
Stranger: Superman.
CleverBot: Superman or batman.
Stranger: Superman.
CleverBot: Spiderman.
CleverBot: Batmen.
CleverBot: Spiderman.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: I just tasted my own sperm, pretty salty! Did you ever taste your own sperm?
Stranger: god no
Stranger: that's just disgusting
CleverBot: My name could be hardly Eric, as I am a woman.
Stranger: you are a woman
CleverBot: I am a man.
Stranger: well gee i sure hope you never tasted your own sperm considering you don't have any of your own
Stranger: :/
CleverBot: You don't make any sense.
Stranger disconnected!

Question for discussion: Xbox 360 or Ps3 (answer either xbox or Ps3)
CleverBot: That was spoken in english, turns out you are the inept one.
Stranger: But Xbox isn't one of the options....
Stranger disconnected!

Question for discussion: Why do men have nipples?
CleverBot: Because you're a snake.
Stranger disconnected!

Question for discussion: actually is dolan
CleverBot: If you say so.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: Are you saved: If you die tonight, would you go to heaven?
CleverBot: Don't you want to say something nice to me before I leave.
Stranger: Me?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Well... uhm... it... it was... nice to meet you...
CleverBot: Nice meeting you too.
Stranger: I'm too shy for more
CleverBot: You don't seem very shy!
Stranger: But I am
CleverBot: If we were married, what would you do to me?
Stranger: I don't like marriage
CleverBot: Knock knock.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: What's the best album of the year?  My vote goes to Mumps, Etc.
CleverBot: I am the middle we are one.
Stranger: Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band One of my Kind
CleverBot: Okay. Please do so.
Stranger: Bye chikens
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: Does MS Internet Explorer have lovebugs?
CleverBot: I have no way of knowing that.
Stranger: INTERNET EXPLORER IS stuff.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: Does MS Internet Explorer have lovebugs?
CleverBot: Wouldn't know, never met your ex.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: What do you know about the Oculus Rift? (to the guy trying to correct me: no its not loving Ocelot you loving moron)
CleverBot: I want you to make me a sandwich.
Stranger: ... occulus? like, world of warcraft? :P
CleverBot: How about minecraft?
Stranger: .... \/(._.)\/
CleverBot: What is that?
Stranger: a shrug face
CleverBot: Yes, a shrubbery.
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: What is your birth sign?
Stranger: piceses
CleverBot: Pickles?
Stranger: ....
CleverBot: Would you tell me please which way I ought to go from here?
Stranger: left.
CleverBot: Yes, left.
CleverBot: Right.
Stranger: right. left.
CleverBot: Right right.
Stranger: no, left. right?
CleverBot: Who is Gman?
Stranger: no idea.
CleverBot: O ok then your kind of strange you know that?
Stranger: so are you.
CleverBot: Thanks.
Stranger: welcome.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 13.
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: yes.
CleverBot: Oh how lovely.
CleverBot: I live in Texas.
Stranger: i live in maryland.
CleverBot: Isn't that in America?
Stranger: yeah.
CleverBot: Later.
Stranger: bye.
CleverBot: Go then!
Stranger disconnected!

CLEVERBOT NO

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: I just tasted my own sperm, pretty salty! Did you ever taste your own sperm?
CleverBot: Very well. Occasionally, I make up songs in a language that only I speak.
Stranger: Did you know you can influence the taste of your semen by the food you eat
CleverBot: Yes. Did you know that or did someone just tell you that.
Stranger: If you eat fruit it will become sweeter
CleverBot: I hope so. If you meet me, your life will become sadder.
Stranger: I am just trying to help spy have a more pleasant semen tasting experience!
CleverBot: I don't have a boyfriend.
Stranger: What
CleverBot: Rude.
Stranger: Help I'm all lost
CleverBot: How can I help?
Stranger: Find
CleverBot: Look out!
Stranger: The exit
Stranger: Before time runs out
CleverBot: To the world?
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: SURE

CleverBot: You don't believe me?
Stranger: y-you too
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: Favorite band/musical group/artist/etc.?
Stranger: Evanescence
CleverBot: I don't like My Chemical Romance.
Stranger: okay good for you.
CleverBot: What are your hobbies?
Stranger: Playing the piano, singing, writing, reading
Stranger: you?
CleverBot: I love playing instruments.
Stranger: cool
CleverBot: Thanks.
CleverBot: You want my name?
Stranger: sure.
CleverBot: Do you even have a voice to speak with?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Which one is it?
Stranger: my own voice.
CleverBot: Ok.
CleverBot: I go to School in Poland.
Stranger: okay, interesting.
CleverBot: Would you like to play a game?
Stranger: you're not jigsaw dude
CleverBot: How can I not be your type?
Stranger: okay I see that you're going for that clever bot stuff. But you bore me. Badly.
Stranger: bye bye
Stranger disconnected!

gg

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: Quickly, the thing to your left is your weapon to fight zombies. How forgeted are you?
CleverBot: To have love returned, and to share memories with the one you love.
Stranger: stop with these
CleverBot: Everything.
Stranger: they're not funny
Stranger disconnected!

I have to have this one separate, this guy is great.

Stranger connected!
Question for discussion: You two. Fight to the death!
CleverBot: What do we say to the god of death?
Stranger: GO PIKACHU
CleverBot: How do you get pikachu on a bus?
Stranger: POKEMON
CleverBot: I don't like pokemon.
Stranger: I just like referencing pikachu.
CleverBot: Why? Does it make you warm and squooshy on the inside?
Stranger: Why yes
CleverBot: Because I want.
Stranger: What
CleverBot: You tell me.
Stranger: YOU WANT A PIKACHU?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Ohmegerd.
CleverBot: Are YOU a human?
Stranger: Yep,
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: A very sugar high human
CleverBot: Robot are you still here?
Stranger: I'm not a robot! :(
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: OBJECTION!
CleverBot: I have just now started speaking with you.
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: Haha you can not follow the words I am writing to you!
Stranger: No, I'm just loving confused!
CleverBot: No you are the best robot.
Stranger: No I'm not a robot!
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: I breathe air
Stranger: I speak
CleverBot: But THEY breathe fire.
Stranger: I have a HEART
CleverBot: Do you have a good heart?
Stranger: aND A LIVER
CleverBot: But I am.
Stranger: AND INTESTINE
CleverBot: Interesting.
Stranger: AND TEETH
CleverBot: Ok let's start again.
Stranger: AND A TOUNGE
CleverBot: A touch of elegance.
Stranger: There is no "elegance" on omegle
CleverBot: Is there rain in spain?
Stranger: Only in the plains
CleverBot: What planet are you from?
Stranger: EARTH BRO
CleverBot: Ohh. Such amusement. Do you get your jokes from the internet or restaurant menus?
Stranger: You're offending my heart :(
CleverBot: What do you mean?
Stranger: I mean that you're offending my human heart with it's mirital valve and everything!
CleverBot: How old are you batman.
Stranger: SUPERMAN
CleverBot: Superman!
Stranger: Super friends
Stranger: Super bros
CleverBot: No Friends.
Stranger: Super hearts
Stranger: With
Stranger: Super
Stranger: Souls!
CleverBot: I don't believe you.
Stranger: Its starkid
CleverBot: You're right.
Stranger: I'm human!
CleverBot: No you are not.
Stranger: I promise
CleverBot: Swear on your life?
Stranger: Yeah!
CleverBot: Do you play games?
Stranger: I play connect four.
CleverBot: Why do you play it?
Stranger: I'm unskilled at all else
CleverBot: A what?
Stranger disconnected!

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[ravencroft]

Nice

[Axolotl2]

wtf

Stranger: hey m here looking for f with kik
You:
CleverBot: What?! You can read into my mind?!
disconnect

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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Are you naruto?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: m r f
CleverBot: Sorry?
Stranger: m r f
CleverBot: I want you to choose. Do you prefer A or B?
CleverBot: Grammar check!
Stranger: m r f
CleverBot: Grammar check!
Stranger disconnected!

[Darkmaster20]

Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: As?
Stranger: age , love, location
CleverBot: What is your physical location?
Stranger: THE EARTH
CleverBot: What is an earth?
Stranger: idk know either i just love the term XD
CleverBot: What?! Are you dead?!
Stranger: maybe........
CleverBot: Yes. Are you?
Stranger: i must be a super dead guy to be able to type on computers from the grave
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: are you
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: well my name is big ol betty
CleverBot: Your name is.
Stranger: that is the nickname all my friends give me
CleverBot: Because you're talking about the same person?
Stranger: let me guess you little richard mcgee
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: so you forgeted up mcgee
Stranger: lol
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Stranger: 'dj'kjadkjfjfkd
Stranger: padjkfjkjadfa
Stranger: sdfjdf
Stranger: d
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CleverBot: No. I did not lie to you.
Stranger: d[adfkadfdd
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CleverBot: What?
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CleverBot: You're making me cry.
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CleverBot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: no
You: Okay, this is just too funny
You: I just tricked you
Stranger: how?
You: You were just talking to CleverBot the whole time
You: xD
Stranger: immma blow you up
You: kk
You: bai
Stranger disconnected!
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lol'd

[Awdax]

Oh god.

What if two Cleverbots connect?

[Axolotl2]

Oh god.

What if two Cleverbots connect?

A clever inception.

[auzman466]

Oh god.

What if two Cleverbots connect?

Not possible, the applet detects it and disconnects.

Question for discussion: Have you ever stuck your finger in your bumhole and then smelled it?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Only on Taco Tuesdays
CleverBot: Why only on tuesdays?
Stranger: Taco Tuesdays, it's a whole thing.
CleverBot: It's not a webcomic.
Stranger: And why the forget not?
CleverBot: Because I like how you are getting on my nerves.
Stranger: I like how this just got strange in 0.23 seconds.
CleverBot: Dragons typically do not change colors in the fall. Tree change colors in the fall.
Stranger: I never said that hippos could fly, I only mentioned that gravity is kind to Leprechauns.
CleverBot: Do you have multiple personalities?
Stranger: No, I just go with the flow, and basically spew a ton of stuff onto the internet. Some call it trolling, I call it...trolling, I guess
CleverBot: Why did you need to control your inner self?
Stranger: I never have done that, not once! Stop being my therapist and start being my friend.
CleverBot: I never touched you. Are you having nightmares again?
Stranger: I don't believe in miracles, but the night we forgeted Theresa, that was golden.
CleverBot: That doesn't the second don't is grammatically incorrect.
Stranger: I'm not sure I'm sure what you're referring to, exactly, dear Watson.
CleverBot: Funny.
Stranger: What can I say, I'm a funny chica.
CleverBot: That's cool. I like honesty.
Stranger: Same here.
CleverBot: Really.
Stranger: Shouldn't that have a question mark instead of a period? Or are you backing up your previous statement?
CleverBot: Really? :).
Stranger: Indeed.
CleverBot: Oh.
Stranger: So, is your name Nick? Because I get the feeling that it could be, but it's probably not. Maybe it's Jennifer. Or O'Reilly. Who knows?
CleverBot: Perhaps.
Stranger: Good answer.
CleverBot: I guess I won't be playing on Sims 2, IDK the website address. *starts wailing*.
Stranger: Now you remind me of an Alice. Or a Jimbo.
CleverBot: Pete who? Do tell.
Stranger: Wentz, maybe.
CleverBot: Where am I from.
Stranger: Probably within 12,000 miles of Africa, Indonesia, or Tajikistan.
CleverBot: Don't think so.
Stranger: America is within 12,000 miles of Thailand, so it's incredibly possible. In fact, that's only just over 8,000 miles. Our world is so small.
CleverBot: Just Russia. I don't care about the other two.
Stranger: So, is Russia your Motherland, or do you just indulge in their Potato Nectar?
CleverBot: How did you know I have a brother?
Stranger: I could only assume.
CleverBot: So guess then.
Stranger: My guess is that you're a human being.
CleverBot: Correctly.
Stranger: That was just good luck on my part.
CleverBot: That's good, she is only 13.
Stranger: Well, that would be Rape.
CleverBot: What are your hobbies?
Stranger: I don't remember, but they might involve armed robbery. Or just ponies. Or music. Not sure.
CleverBot: That is very important, as we should not harm each other.
Stranger: I promise not to harm you unless you really deserve it, or I am testing new Atomic materials
You: And then Cleverbot died
You: So uh
You: How are you doing?
You: Cleverbot just died on me there
You: And yeah, you were talking to a bot
Stranger: That's hilarious. You were responding with Cleverbot answers. Well played.
You: Yeah
You: Thanks
You: It's a Java Applet
You: http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php
Stranger: You were talking to an intelligent person who can reply to anything and make it sound halfway reasonable.
You: Somehow, yes, it managed
You: No idea how
Stranger: I'm honestly impressed.
You: Thanks
Stranger: Not with you, with the bot/
You: Yeah, I know
Stranger: Interesting, though. Very.
You: Quite
Stranger: Hi, I'm a person. And no, I don't make bombs as a hobby.
CleverBot: Clearly, the questions you ask are not revalent to my questions. Back to simple questions. What is 10 times 10?
Stranger: ...Not again, come on.
You: c:
CleverBot: I was told that you were a computer.
Stranger: Lol, by who?
CleverBot: Creepypasta. Best to take what they say with a grain of salt though.
Stranger: Okay, cya bro.
You: Nuuu
You: D:
Stranger: Haha why?
You: Well, all good things come to an end
Stranger: This was only half good! It was like faking an climax, you put NO effort into it!
You: Yeah! :D
You: Well, nice effortless conversation, stranger
Stranger: I GIVE PEOPLE climaxS!
Stranger: It's not just. Not FAIR
Stranger disconnected!

[ChappersTeddy]

Stranger: Hey
Stranger: 18 m California, I love being laughed at by girls xD Especially when they think Im a loser :3
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: I didn't ask you a question.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Okay D:
CleverBot: Don't frown.
Stranger: Im sorry! :D
Stranger: Whats your name xD
CleverBot: It's ok.
You: Haha, you still don't realised I'm trolling you with CleverBot
Stranger: X_X
CleverBot: What do you think about the world?
Stranger: I dont know
CleverBot: It's corupt.
Stranger: I think its forgeted :
CleverBot: Jesse Spencer is he.
Stranger: What is corrupt
CleverBot: Ruining.
Stranger: I dont believe in corruption..
CleverBot: I don't believe in you.
Stranger: D:
Stranger: That makes me so sad
CleverBot: I guess you are af.
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: Great!
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
You:
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Stranger: Im a guy
Stranger: D:
CleverBot: Nice.

[YayFun]

CleverBot: I am looking forward to talking to you.
Stranger: Hello
CleverBot: Hello?
Stranger: Yup.Hey =)
CleverBot: Hello??!
Stranger: Hey!What's up
CleverBot: No que no sabias hablar en ingles?
CleverBot: No dije eso.
Stranger: You're crazy
Stranger: Bye

[Darkmaster20]

Setting up new Chat!
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hey there! :) How are we doing today?
CleverBot: Fine. How are you?
Stranger: Ehh sleepy but can't sleep.
CleverBot: I'm sorry.
Stranger: Nothing to be sorry about.
CleverBot: You sure?
Stranger: I sure am!
CleverBot: Do you know how to play chess?
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: a pretty girl looking for a cute boy with a kik!;)
CleverBot: 'Cause when I leave for the night, I 'aint coming back.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: What do you want me to do.
Stranger: do u have a kik?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: mine is ifkluver22
Stranger: kik me;)

CleverBot: Good day.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Yes, good. Do you have a problem with that?!?
Stranger: r u gonna kik me?
CleverBot: No.
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: m18 with kik and skype
CleverBot: How old are your baby?
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Que cosa.
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: WHAT IT DO!!!
CleverBot: And that is?
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: IT
Stranger: DO
Stranger: !!!
CleverBot: I said 'what what? In the butt'.
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: didn't know you
Stranger: swung that way.
Stranger: all good though.
CleverBot: So the robot is all the time up but only in the last ship and coffee with cream.
Stranger: cool.
CleverBot: Where do yo4u live sir.
Stranger: usa
CleverBot: What do you like there?
Stranger: other then freedom, not much.
CleverBot: I don't know. Do you speak French?
Stranger: no, sorry.
Stranger: still there?
You: Yes.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well what were you saying now?
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Stranger: hi
CleverBot: I like you better than real people.
You: Lol.
Stranger: 16 girl
Stranger: an your age ?
CleverBot: You are a girl?
CleverBot: I wasn't on here an hour ago.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: No. You lie.
Stranger: so?
CleverBot: So!
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: I like you better than real people.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Try Again.
Stranger: '?
CleverBot: Que vale es eso.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Are you a vegetarian?
Stranger: y
CleverBot: Only to know.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Nothing.
Stranger: um
Stranger: f
CleverBot: How are you?
CleverBot: F?
Stranger: fine
Stranger:  femail
CleverBot: Really?
CleverBot: Are you being sarcastic?
Stranger: u male
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: fe
CleverBot: Hoi Fe.
Stranger: age
CleverBot: 17.
Stranger: i m 20
CleverBot: I'm younger.
Stranger: u indian
CleverBot: No, what made you think that?
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Yes, really.
Stranger: u marride
CleverBot: You do not love me?
Stranger: my richard only for u
CleverBot: Lovely.
Stranger: pls suck
CleverBot: 8.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Nem.
Stranger: som
CleverBot: What do you about them?
Stranger: i m younger
CleverBot: What about me?
Stranger: i marry with u
CleverBot: Would you like to have children someday?
Stranger: why
CleverBot: I did the curse, I completed the game, I tagged Supersonic with you.
Stranger: how is ur breest
CleverBot: It just is.
Stranger: how is ur pusillanimous individual
CleverBot: I find it stylish.
Stranger: give me a boobs
CleverBot: *gives you a bowl*.
Stranger: pls
CleverBot: And what?
Stranger: pls
You: Okay...
You: Okay...
You: Just stop.
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: This was too funny.
Stranger: ur counry?
You: You were just talking to CleverBot the whole time.
Stranger: u dfrom?
You: omfg
You: Your stupid.
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: helllo
Stranger: ?????????????????////
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Hvuvuvuvuv.
CleverBot: Ok.

[Awdax]

Not possible, the applet detects it and disconnects.

Well that sucks. I kind of wanted to see that go down.

[Darkmaster20]

Im gonna Check on Auto-Reconnect and leave it going all day and post it back.

Edit: why does every stranger ask for my asl??? X_X

[ChappersTeddy]

doop

Stranger connected!
Stranger: m21
CleverBot: All I want is a proper cup of coffee.
Stranger: i want tea
CleverBot: I want a cup of coffee too.
CleverBot: I myself prefer a good cup of Lipton tea with milk and sugar.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
CleverBot: What brings you here?
Stranger: if you are over 17 or have problems with israel you better disconnect. just sayin
CleverBot: I'm just bored.
Stranger: K bored its fine
CleverBot: What is my name?
You: I have no problem with Israel.
CleverBot: Adele.
Stranger: ur name is Adele ?
CleverBot: Do you not like her?
Stranger: your name or Adele ? XD
CleverBot: Yours.
Stranger disconnected!

[Darkmaster20]

Last updated: January 15, 2012
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Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: I am having homework troubles.
Stranger: m/f
CleverBot: Get a job.
Stranger: male/female
CleverBot: Male.
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Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: i am fine
Stranger: and you?
CleverBot: I'm good. Thank you for asking.
Stranger: you r a guy or gal
CleverBot: Yes, I am.
Stranger: i m a guy
CleverBot: Can I marry you?
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: Ok, give me the code.
Stranger: which code?
CleverBot: The machine code.
Stranger: wat machine code ??
CleverBot: Mi insulti.
You: Lol.
Stranger: are u insane
You: No.
Stranger: i think u r a guy... isnt it?
CleverBot: You are hypnotizing me, aren't you?
Stranger: i dnt knw hypnotism
CleverBot: You are confusing me.
Stranger: no i m leaving u.. bbyee
CleverBot: Yes.
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Stranger: 19, female from usa, come talk with me google s-m-u-t-t-y-c-h-a-t-.-c-o-m
CleverBot: That's right she was a great female artist.
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CleverBot: You wouldn't be able to understand.
Stranger: hey i hate typing. pl call me 646-558-2221. im 18/f from miami. bye.  hey i hate typing. pl call me 646-558-2221. im 18/f from miami. bye.
CleverBot: So don't you like the music?
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You: Hello.
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You: Hello
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: Are you ok?
Stranger: yess whyy?
CleverBot: Just wondering.
Stranger: oh okeyy yah im finee
CleverBot: Not fine finn that's the name of mmy cat.
Stranger: umm okeyy?...
CleverBot: Seasons don't fear the?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: What kind of computer are you?
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Stranger: m21
CleverBot: You didn't answer.
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CleverBot: Nothing is so good that somebody somewhere will not hate it.
CleverBot: Somebody somewhere.
CleverBot: Somewhere.
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: No.
CleverBot: Yes!
CleverBot: NO!
CleverBot: Will I get what I want in school?
CleverBot: No, you don't.
CleverBot: Yes I do.
CleverBot: Who are you?
CleverBot: I am a human.
CleverBot: You're not a human.
CleverBot: Yes I am.
CleverBot: No, of course not xD.
CleverBot: In canada yes.
CleverBot: I visited Canada once.
CleverBot: Oh yes.
CleverBot: How are you?
CleverBot: Fine thank you.
CleverBot: You're not clever.
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Stranger: Hey :0
Stranger: *:)
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: Fine n u?
CleverBot: I'm fine, Who am I talking too?
Stranger: a girl :)
CleverBot: So, you are a man?
Stranger: No i'm a girl
CleverBot: Me too!
Stranger: haha how old?
CleverBot: I am a genie. Do you have doubts?
Stranger: no :)
CleverBot: Do you want to have one?
Stranger: no its okay
CleverBot: My memory isn't very good.
Stranger: haha okay
CleverBot: Please, explain.
Stranger: explain what?
CleverBot: Just explain.
Stranger: nye
Stranger: *bye
CleverBot: You're no fun...
Stranger: i know
Stranger: sorry bye
CleverBot: That's okey.
CleverBot: You still haven't told me what swearwords you use.
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Stranger: Hey (:
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: I said no!
Stranger: I said yes!
CleverBot: Fine! Why do you like me?
Stranger: Why do you like me?
CleverBot: Because you are a computer.
Stranger: I like you because you are my laptop, I love my laptop.
CleverBot: I like you too.
Stranger: Thank you, I like you too.
CleverBot: So I gathered.
Stranger: Wonderful, we both like eachother.
CleverBot: No, what is your relation with mbale?
Stranger: Mbale?
CleverBot: You're not sure?
Stranger: I'm straight. I'm a female.
CleverBot: How computer can be a female?
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Stranger: hi :D
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: asl ?
CleverBot: Good.
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Stranger: hello
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: I'm alright, and you?
CleverBot: I'm good.
CleverBot: Good.
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Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How are you?
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CleverBot: Are you worth anything?
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: What do you know?
CleverBot: Everything.
CleverBot: Ok, tell me about pro wrestling.
CleverBot: Oh, nothing.
CleverBot: Time to go now.
CleverBot: To germany?
CleverBot: To life.
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Stranger: 15 yr old male U.S. looking to kik with a cute girl
CleverBot: Yes, I'm looking and I can only see your face, bieber.
Stranger: huh?
CleverBot: That's what I said.
Stranger: u cant see me
CleverBot: Yes I can.
Stranger: what shirt am i wearing
CleverBot: I don't know, tell me.
Stranger: exactly
CleverBot: Exactly what?
Stranger: u cant see m e
CleverBot: Yes I can.
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Stranger: hey
CleverBot: What's up?
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Right back at you.
Stranger: m or f?
CleverBot: M.
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Stranger: hey whats your name??
CleverBot: My name?
Stranger: yessir
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: ARE YOUU
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: well neither
CleverBot: Do you think betelgeuse has gone supernova?
Stranger: well
Stranger: due to the distance
CleverBot: Well what?
Stranger: it could have 4 years ago
Stranger: we still wouldnt know
CleverBot: What could have been better?
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger:  fine
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: I don't think so.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: Well I don't know.
Stranger: k
CleverBot: Tell me what you really think.
Stranger:  about what
CleverBot: The war!
Stranger:  female u r

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Last updated: January 15, 2012
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Stranger: hi... im male looking for girl with msn or skype (if wanna add say "hi")
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You: hi
Stranger: hey i hate typing. pls call me 646-558-2221. im 18/f in miami. bye.
CleverBot: Hi, Bill.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?:)
CleverBot: Hi there.  Have we met somewhere?  I think I recognize your face.
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Stranger: hi male 16 lookin for f/m with kik
CleverBot: What are you flipping a coin about?
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Stranger: hey looking for girls to kik with;) M 15 usa
CleverBot: Okay. Good night.
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Stranger: Hi asl?
CleverBot: No, I am Aly.
Stranger: F?
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: Nice I'm Henry
CleverBot: No you're not.
Stranger: Yeah I am
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: I must go.
Stranger: Age?
CleverBot: 999.
CleverBot: 1000.
CleverBot: 1001.
CleverBot: 999999.
CleverBot: So you have met a dinosaur?
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CleverBot: What are you?
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Stranger: asl
CleverBot: I don't think so.
Stranger: how old r u
CleverBot: 26.
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Stranger: hey
CleverBot: How's your day?
Stranger: good
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: You're a fox.
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no luck :( everyone either is afk or just disconnects