The Salty Spitoon

[Insomniac]

Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya?

How tough am I?

I've seen a snake before.

Yea so?

Within a 15 foot radius...

Right this way sir...

Pfft I almost stepped on a rather large venomous snake once.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

No one needed to know that. :I
EDIT: I'm so tough I talked to Night Fox.
Without being barfing (too much).

I talked to Night Fox and Frontrox at the same time without barfing at all.

[blockguy123]

I'm so though I watched 5 minutes of Gravity Falls.

Gravity falls isn't that bad.

[Elecro]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

How tough am I?!

I watched the Titanic.

Pfft... so?

Without crying...

Uh... right this way sir.

[blockguy123]

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya


how tough am i?

watched 3 30 minute long research movies

so?

without fapping/jizzing

right this way sir

[Mecha]

I ate a whole curry.
Without drinking anything.

[Superbot]

"GOD BLESS THE US"

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[bµbbler]

I ate a whole curry.
Without drinking anything.

[Pacnet2012³]

Click the picture to Google the meme page.

[blueblur121]

Click the picture to Google the meme page.

Wat.

[Nobot]

Pfft I almost stepped on a rather large venomous snake once.

Ogm!!!11

[Pacnet2012³]

Wat.

Alright, that one sucked.

[rambo1220]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qyy6f/

[WyWy5000]

Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya?

How tough am I?

I watched Dora the Explorer

Yea so?

I didn't answer her...

Um...Right this way sir...

[BanishedLetters]

I talked to Night Fox and Frontrox at the same time without barfing at all.

whenever i do actually have a chance to talk to them they're either offline or they dont talk to me :c