I thought it was medically impossible for an unmarried woman to become pregnant.
I thought pregnancy just randomly happened.
I thought babies just ripped a hole in the mothers stomach when they were born.
I thought babies actually came from the stomach.
When I was really little, I thought girls had snakees.
I thought having things in my butt hurt. (Went completely 180 on that one)
I thought that bees could sting and live.
I thought Taco Bell was real meat.