Author Topic: Crap you thought when you were younger  (Read 5434 times)


I was deathly afraid of spontaneously turning into a girl at any moment.

I used to think that love was hugging.
i can imagne you asking your mother for a love

I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
I thought that white meat came from a white chicken and dark meat came from a brown chicken.

And lets not forget a 6 year old's worst nightmare,

Cooties.

I thought it was medically impossible for an unmarried woman to become pregnant.
I thought pregnancy just randomly happened.
I thought babies just ripped a hole in the mothers stomach when they were born.
I thought babies actually came from the stomach.
When I was really little, I thought girls had snakees.
I thought having things in my butt hurt. (Went completely 180 on that one)
I thought that bees could sting and live.
I thought Taco Bell was real meat.


I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
I thought that white meat came from a white chicken and dark meat came from a brown chicken.
Haha.

I used to think I held some sort of power that allowed me to do things like run faster or if playing a sport, play better, that had to be called upon mentally to be used.

I thought nudity was just a normal thing.

Wow I must have had a normal childhood, all of you are freaks jk

I used to think that females had snakees


No, take any transition metal, take it's temperature to around 0 Kelvin ~(-273 C) and give it a current, and I guarantee the de-localized electrons in there will carry on round that conductor for ever, even after the supply of electricity is removed.
And what do you plan to do about the friction in the generator?

i thought that women had a snake just like men

hnng when i learned

i thought that women had a snake just like men

hnng when i learned
i know right?