Author Topic: How to prove to yourself God exists  (Read 9585 times)


The last time I tried to be a good christian, I became an obsessive compulsive. NEVER. AGAIN.

1. Play mario kart
2. Do 150cc
3. Play rainbow road.
If you don't fall off, god exists.

rainbow road is easy damn it

if you play more than at least 5 times, it's almost impossible to fall off. on ALL rainbow roads.

rainbow road is easy damn it

if you play more than at least 5 times, it's almost impossible to fall off. on ALL rainbow roads.
I still have trouble with the latest rainbow road (in Mario Kart 7).
But i am slowly getting better.
But i still fall off.. :C

On-topic:
Sorry but this whole plan of yours is not really convincing me.
I am open for any religion or opinion, but so far i just haven't seen a reason for me to really believe in God.
I am still open to it though, but yeah...

There could be something out there, something we don't say, but that influences our lives.
But i haven't seen or heard anything convincing enough to let me believe in anything spiritual. :)

On-topic:
Sorry but this whole plan of yours is not really convincing me.

Its a joke.


(no giant rampaging monsters for example)

Why? gods about as plausible as this.

Robo, Do you lock your doors at night?

....Sir, i do not sense any SCIENTIFIC method.

This topic will turn into a stuff fest -_-
you post this on page 11..?

have we already noted that OP is a cigarette or should I say something

oh, top of this page ... well at least we all agree

1) Stop watching research and masturbating for at least 3 days. There's a reason practically every western church tells you not to.
Yes because it is completely unholy to do something that is completely natural...?

Also I hate people who are extreme religious people who do all this stuff.
Pfft, just go to church. It's fine just doing that, and maybe a few bible classes ever year or so.
That's what I do at least.

4) Keep an open mind for the next week or so. If someone invites you to church for example, go. If you feel like doing something you wouldn't normally do, like taking a walk, do it. God works through seemingly random, unconnected events. If you let him nudge you in the right direction. You will be surprised how effective this can be.
what if someone invites me to watch research and masturbate?

Also I hate people who are extreme religious people who do all this stuff.
Pfft, just go to church. It's fine just doing that, and maybe a few bible classes ever year or so.
That's what I do at least.
If you are being serious you are so incredibly wrong, just going to church is absolutely not enough, and it is extremely discouraged if you are just going thinking that being there is all you need to do.
Like wow.

If you are being serious you are so incredibly wrong, just going to church is absolutely not enough, and it is extremely discouraged if you are just going thinking that being there is all you need to do.
Like wow.
Well sorry I am not super religious.
I don't go there because I think it's enough, I go there because I actually enjoy it lol.

Well sorry I am not super religious.
I don't go there because I think it's enough, I go there because I actually enjoy it lol.
It's not about being super religious, it's that claiming to be christian (which I'm going to go ahead and guess is your religion of choice) and approaching it with that kind of mindset is shunned on by the church as it is in all ways bad, for lack of a better word.
The bible preaches that in the end days that fakers in the churches will be pointed out and that it is worse to go to church and not be there to worship wholeheartedly than to not go at all.
But hey if you think it's fun then knock yourself out.