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chat of the day

yes please
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no
8 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Author Topic: Chatous.com. it's like omegle, but it's not. now with screen names v1  (Read 82262 times)

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You: OH GOD HELP THERE ARE CATS EVERYWHERE
You: OH GOD
You: MY LEGS
You: ARE
You: ALL SCRATCHED UP
You: AND
You: I THINK I MUST BE ALLERGIC
You: BECAUSE
You: MY EYES ARE WATERING
You: IT'S HORRIBLE
You: PLEASE HELP
You: OH
You: OH GO
You: OH GOOOD
You: IT'S REGUR-
You: OH
You: OH GOD
You: NOT A HA
You: OHH GOD
You: HAIRBA
You: HAIRBAAAALL
You: NO
You: NOT ON MY FEET
You: HELP
You: THEY TIED ME DOWN
You: THEY MADE ME WATCH THE GREAT DICTATOR FIVE TIMES
You: IT WAS GREAT
You: BUT THEY WERE SCRATCHING ME
You: AND THAT JUST
You: RUINED EVERYTHING
You: PLEASE
You: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
You: HELP
You: OH GOD
You: [
You: jfjwwwwwwwafjgjakdj
You: osjfafsoja
You: jf
You: asf
You: THE CATS thaARE TRYHGgiINGTO COMMUNJhfjhsICAte
You: aSDWQD!
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blocklen: forget
Stranger: forget
blocklen: HOLY stuff
Stranger: HOLY stuff
blocklen: WHAT
Stranger: WHAT
blocklen: WOAH
Stranger: WOAH
blocklen: AR
Stranger: AR
blocklen: ARE YOU ME
Stranger: ARE YOU ME
blocklen: stranger is typing............NOW
Stranger: stranger is typing............NOW
blocklen: HOADOAHDAODHAWUE
Stranger: HOADOAHDAODHAWUE
blocklen: ANEURYSM
Stranger: ANEURYSM
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Please lim: it to ten characters
Stranger: it to ten characters
Please lim: what
Stranger: what
Please lim: not this stuff again
Stranger: not this stuff again
Please lim: gooooooooooooooooood dammit
Stranger: gooooooooooooooooood dammit
Please lim: stop connecting me to myself you broken piece of stuff
Stranger: stop connecting me to myself you broken piece of stuff
Please lim: iajiejaieakleaieakelaodjawudi oawpwsakodaxlawoxkpavnavpa
Stranger: iajiejaieakleaieakelaodjawudi oawpwsakodaxlawoxkpavnavpa
Please lim: forget you guy
Stranger: forget you guy
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« Last Edit: November 16, 2012, 10:09:18 PM by Vulgus »

stuff got real that added screen names

you can use html tags in the names, abuse it while you can lmfao

stuff like <b>, <i>, <a>, all that works
« Last Edit: November 16, 2012, 11:08:20 PM by Big Brother »


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gangnmstyl: f
poopy: m
poopy: i c how this chatous thing works
poopy: you say f or m
poopy: and then beg to see pictures of boobies
gangnmstyl: ? ya
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: yo
bitchez xo: forget me
: wait
: i dont want to get conned into gay love
bitchez xo: you wont .
: i want photo identification
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« Last Edit: November 16, 2012, 11:24:01 PM by SpitFir3Tornado »

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Stranger: Hahahaha
: hey asl
Stranger: You used HTML like me
Stranger: Try <center>
Stranger: That ones cool
: wait
: roosterland?
Stranger: Which one does crossing? Is that <s> or <u>
Stranger: Yes Blockland
: oooo
: hey bud
Stranger: Big Brother
: who
Stranger: Me
: o hai!
: you got that dumb avatar
Stranger: Ye
Stranger: who r u
: lol
: ur never find out
Stranger: o
: canadian moose igloo man away!
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Stranger: Hahahaha
: hey asl
Stranger: You used HTML like me
Stranger: Try <center>
Stranger: That ones cool
: wait
: roosterland?
Stranger: Which one does crossing? Is that <s> or <u>
Stranger: Yes Blockland
: oooo
: hey bud
Stranger: Big Brother
: who
Stranger: Me
: o hai!
: you got that dumb avatar
Stranger: Ye
Stranger: who r u
: lol
: ur never find out
Stranger: o
: canadian moose igloo man away!
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MOTHERforgetER


if you find  a gun named bob asking you about your expierence on chatous, it's me

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: strgg
Stranger: what?
You: d677
Stranger: ummm
You: #FFFF00
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Kim: Hey.
You: C
You: 13
You: 14
You: A
Kim: c ? what's that ?
You: Oyster rooster moose coral reef comma semicolon
You: Alaska
You: Easter bunny
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m 22 : hey
m 22 : m/f?
You: OH LOOK YOU DID 2/3 THE WORK FOR THEM HOW NICE OF YOU
You: YOU JUST LEFT OUT L
You: HOW CONSIDERATE
You: YOU INCONSIDERATE JERK
You: HOW DARE YOU
You: HOW DAAAAAAAARE YOU
m 22 : what are u talking about?
You: OOOH LORD HAVE MERCY
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 17
Stranger: 16 m
You: b4 we continue chat
You: ducks or turtles
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: uhh... turtles
You: WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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Stranger: 21m
Stranger: ind
Stranger: u
You: int* good sir
You: unsigned int x = 50;
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: Hey, I'm a former crack addict. I am selling magazines over Omegle and need you to sign up for a subscription.
You: Do you want
You: "faux weekly"
You: "facadeworks"
Stranger: no thanks
You: "no book"
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Stranger: hello
You: Disgruntled lunatic Charles has killed Forensics enthusiast Dr. Block in a horrible ballooning accident
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Stranger: Hey cutie.
You: OH JEEZ WHAT IS THIS NOW
You: WHAT HAVE I
You: CARL MONTAGUE
You: GOTTEN MYSELF
You: INNNNTO
You: OOOOH BOY
You: I'M SURE IN A HAIRY PICKLE NOW
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You are now chatting with . Say yo!
: Message from Chatous admins: Your I.P. will be blocked due to a violation of conduct.
You: 'Ello.
You: Oh, gosh, ooh, darn.
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They don't like me. :(

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bob: Hello, my name is bob and I am an administrator for Chatous.

Stranger: ok
bob: Would you mind participating in a survey about your activity on Chatous?

Stranger: sure
bob: First, I'll need to know your age and gender to evaluate your activity?

Stranger: 16 f
bob: Of the last 10 conversations you participated in on Chatous, how many did you end due to loveual harassment?

Stranger: everything asked of loveual and I always end,and in here most people here also india
bob: I am sorry to hear that, but I have a few more questions I want to ask.

bob: Would you like to continue?

Stranger: yes
bob: ON Chatous, have you ever done any of the following, sent inappropriate pictures to others, shared personal information or used chatous to find loveual partners?

Stranger: never
bob: Do you know any other people that use Chatous?

Stranger: i dont know
bob: Have you liked Chatous on facebook?

Stranger: yes
bob: What internet browser are you using?

Stranger: mozila firefox
bob: Have you ever lied about your age or gender on Chatous?

Stranger: never
bob: Thank you for participating in the Chatous survey.

bob: If you have any further complaints, comments or commendations, please send them to bobchatous@yahoo.ca

Stranger: yes thanks
bob: Goodbye.

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i guess i'll try this #yolo #swag