Chatous.com. it's like omegle, but it's not. now with screen names v1

[Swat 3]

You are now chatting with lover 246. Say yo!
lover 246: hello
lover 246: asl?
Ba: ASL MOTHERforgetER
Ba: I DONT KNOW
Ba: I THINK IAM A WOOMEN
Ba: IDK
Ba: LET ME CHECK
Ba: stuff I AM A WOMEN
Ba: OKAY
lover 246: just mind ur language miss...../..?
Ba: I AM A SIR
Ba: GOD, I AM A BOY
Ba: O JOLLY
Ba: JUST NOTICED
lover 246: teri maa ka bosda madarchod randi k aulad
Ba: YOU loving ARAB stuff
lover 246 disconnected.

[Ad Bot]

[Wheatley]

ATTEMPT #1:

You are now chatting with Stranger. Say yo!
You: What up homeslice
Stranger disconnected.

ATTEMPT #2:

You are now chatting with loveyyazzy. Say yo!
loveyyazzy: hi
You: Sup dawg
loveyyazzy: aa
loveyyazzy: skype?
You: nop
loveyyazzy disconnected.

ATTEMPT #3 (hardly should be considered an attempt):

You are now chatting with Stranger. Say yo!
Stranger disconnected.

ATTEMPT #4:

You are now chatting with manguydude. Say yo!
You: Howdy pardner
manguydude: hello
You: Do you like horses
manguydude: you spelled partner wrong
manguydude: no
You: i did not
manguydude: partner* yes you did
You: no, pardner is correct
manguydude: no..
manguydude: pardner is not a word
You: yes it is
manguydude: prove it
You: it's in the official dictionary of renecks
You: rednecks
manguydude: no one cares about rednecks
You: i'm a redneck
You: starfish
manguydude: stupid redneck
manguydude: stick to using fake words
manguydude: and making an ass out of yourself
You: haven't you ever been to a rodeo
You: or forgeted your cousin
manguydude: why the hell would i go to a rodeo..
manguydude: you are wasting my time
You: no im not this is life-changing stuff
manguydude: this is boring
manguydude: i am leaving
You: ok
manguydude disconnected.

ATTEMPT #5:
See attempt #3.

ATTEMPT #6:

You are now chatting with male. Say yo!
male: hi
You: Yo
male: 23 m
You: 23 meters?
You: or miles
male: 23 male
You: ok
male: asl?
You: no
male: y
You: what is asl
male: age love location
You: 55 b meico
You: mexico
male: how
male disconnected.

My average rating: 4 stars

[Chrono]

You are now chatting with Jason. Say yo!
Jason: hello.. m here.. your asl..?
Pumkin: Give me the Jason!? JASON!? Jason?
Jason: :)
Jason: all yours..
Pumkin: rofl
Jason: your name..?
Pumkin: clearly you didn't get either reference. Hungry pumkin nor heavy rain
Jason: I get it..
Jason: but to get something
Jason: you need to work a bit
Jason: :)\
Jason: will make you a fountain for sure
Jason: :)
Pumkin: *massive facepalm*
Jason: your name..?
Jason: and where are you form..?
Pumkin: No! I don't want that!
Jason disconnected.

I'm Pumkin.

[Gojira]

forget I HAD THIS AWESOME CONVERSATION AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT DISCONNECT
GO forget YOURSELF CHATOUS

[Electrk²]

lol'd at the last one

"how"

[Gojira]

You are now chatting with Stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Jeb Kerman: M 23 Kerbin
Stranger disconnected.

[MARBLE MAN]

some bb code or stuff, I'm not sure.

if you have a message, then press excape, you can send that message AFTER you disconnect..
The other person will recieve it if they don't start a new chat

[fawkes..]

I talked to the same person for 30 minutes.

[SWAT One]

[Momentum]

Connected to male!
male: hey
momentum: curry
male: female?
momentum: :)
male: :)
momentum: do you like curry
male: what is that?
momentum: we cant be friends.
You disconnected.

[xbox 360 fan]

Connected to Stranger!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl
Mars: forget you
Stranger: same to you
Mars: don't stalk
Mars: me
Mars: mofo
Stranger: forget ur sister
Mars: I don't have one
Mars: sorry
Stranger: forget ur mom
Mars: She's not at home right now
Stranger: are u gay
Mars: no
Mars: are you lesbo
Mars: you act like one
Stranger: male here
Mars: i'm going to rate this chat 5 stars
Stranger disconnected.

[DrenDran]

Code: [Select]

Connected to Stranger (Medan, Indonesia)
Stranger: hi
friend: are you mormon?
Stranger: mormon?
friend: Ah, well, let me take a minute to spread the word of our lord Jesus Christ.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger disconnected.

Missionary efforts to the Indonesia region have failed!

[Swat 3]

Oh I See What You Did Thar

[nienhaus1]

Code: [Select]

Connected to friend (Schenectady, United States)
Nienhaus: Hi
friend: Wait a minute
friend: Are you from the forums of blockland?
Nienhaus: Yes
Nienhaus: Lol
friend: forget YOU
friend: I mean
friend: hi
Nienhaus: Your account name?
friend: Badspot
Nienhaus: Nope
friend: Efailtes
Nienhaus: Your account name?
friend: ^
Nienhaus: Link me to your profile
friend: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=2
friend: now do you believe me?
Nienhaus: Your real profile
friend: k
friend: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=18305
Nienhaus: So your me.
friend: no
friend: It's "you're"
Nienhaus: forget you
Nienhaus: So who are you really?
friend: Ugh
friend: hmm
friend: Let me think
friend: Guess.
friend: You have to guess
Nienhaus: Well your a friend, SO that's a good chunk of the forums
friend: I know right.
Nienhaus: Swat?
friend: Hahaha
friend: no
Nienhaus: DrenDran
friend: forget you
Nienhaus: What?
friend: you're just guessing the last people who replied to the thread
Nienhaus: So
Nienhaus: xbox 360 fan
friend: Oh stuff niga
friend: how'd you know
Nienhaus: friend: you're just guessing the last people who replied to the thread
friend: WOAH
friend: How'd you do that?!
Nienhaus: Do what?
friend: Your mom.
Nienhaus: My moms in jail
friend: I would have to weaar a blindfold.
friend: Well, that makes it even more amazing.
Nienhaus: Lol
friend: I feel like I should go off and continue the search
friend: For the elusive woman
friend: I've heard about them
Nienhaus: Can I stab you in the eye and cut off your hand first
Nienhaus: ?
friend: hmm
friend: Depends, do you still have your snake?
Nienhaus: Yes
friend: Not anymore.
Nienhaus: Okay.
friend: Alright!
Nienhaus: Well to disconnect now?
friend: Yeah.
friend: See ya later.
Nienhaus: Bye
You disconnected.



[DrenDran]

Why is everyone from southeast asia?!
I wanna talk to people, not tech support!