Author Topic: Day 1... Captain's Log...  (Read 4925 times)

30: the toilet brakes, human waste is washed all over the ship

day 31

mm human feces for breakfast, dinner and tea! maybe even elevenses!

day -3
ship crashes into black hole back to day -3

day -2

we travel somewhere

day -1

Found a wormhole

Day 32

day 7: We got day 7 back, It was hiding in the lower port cargo hold by some moon rock samples. Now going on to day 33 strangly.

Day 33: Clown was almost killed by security...I still can't find my disk.

Day 34: We still can't find the giant [CENSORED] on the ship. The last time I saw it was in the bottom containment center. Man where is that big [CENSORED]...

Day 35: Ate a ham sandwich, reminded me of seeing a moose.

Day 36: We apologize for the fault in the log. Censorship was merely hiding the word "banana."

Day 35: We found a time machine

Day 37: We apologize for the fault in the log. Censorship was merely hiding the word "SCP-173."

Day 38(?):

When we realized that we had two day 20's, it was noticed that one of them was actually Day 10, which did not go and look for Day 7...

Lazy prick.

We threw him overboard.

Day 39: I've decided to take up interpretive dance

Day 40: Attacked by space wizard. Killed two men and turned on into a rabbit.