Author Topic: Day 1... Captain's Log... (Read 4945 times)

spencer2015 · November 24, 2012, 06:28:01 PM

I get raped by my sister.

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Jerkface · November 24, 2012, 06:30:04 PM

Day 86: I finally killed that evil witch living in the closet below deck.

She dropped an epic quality "Witch Staff of Wisdom" but I'm a Warrior class.

I sold it on the trading post for a bunch of Tailoring supplies.

Sat · November 24, 2012, 06:31:36 PM

Day 87: I started knitting itchy sweaters for the crew.

Christopher P. · November 24, 2012, 06:34:03 PM

Day 88: The crew itched so hard they turned back to their original love.

-Pablo- · November 24, 2012, 06:41:02 PM

Day 89: I raped my sister

Christopher P. · November 24, 2012, 06:43:29 PM

Day 90: I grew a goatee.

spencer2015 · November 24, 2012, 06:58:58 PM

Day 91: I shaved my goatee.

Alyx Vance · November 24, 2012, 06:59:43 PM

Day 92
I found a gun

LOL :D · November 24, 2012, 07:01:29 PM

Day 93:
I killed Sally in her sleep.

spencer2015 · November 24, 2012, 07:02:20 PM

Day 94: I raped sally's lifeless body.

Katadeus · November 24, 2012, 07:05:48 PM

Quote from: Mr.X98 on November 24, 2012, 11:21:29 AM

No need to try to turn everything into crappypasta, eh?

Legodude77 · November 24, 2012, 07:08:00 PM

Day 95: Half of crew was mysteriously turned into talking animals. Proceeded to burn all of them.

Master Shadow Phoenix · November 24, 2012, 07:10:58 PM

Quote from: Jerkface on November 24, 2012, 06:30:04 PM

She dropped an epic quality "Witch Staff of Wisdom" but I'm a Warrior class.

Day 96

I'm going to regret ever saying that because one of the non-animal crew member has beaten me up earlier. Who the forget is Sally anyway?

Legodude77 · November 24, 2012, 07:13:55 PM

Day 97: Spaced him for beating the captain.

spencer2015 · November 24, 2012, 07:37:09 PM

Day 98: I decide to give up on life.