Author Topic: Day 1... Captain's Log...  (Read 4896 times)


Day 100 I murdered Lolly and we landed on some strange meteor planet.

Day 101, I realize this is post 107 and we only have 101 days.

hmm.

Day 102 I realize there have been some faulty days.
I explored the planet with Moe and Chris. We found ruins and a dead leech.

103: One of the scientists look at the days that have passed yet never existed, and thinks about time travel.

Day 104: A security guard with the name Joe Rahl beat the captain to critical condition with a broom.

day 105: Captin sues Joe Rahl!

Day 105: I am the captain so Joe Rahl beat me with a broom. I am in critcal condition and found the missing days. Seven went to hide in the cargo hold so we send day Ten to find it. We passed through a black hole and went back three days in time.

106: Find that 105 was a fulfilling day, worth two mentions.

Day 14,235
The time machine broke.

Day 107: Time machine fixed.


day 14,237: Damn we lost another 14,131 days. Earth is now in fall-out status.

Day ?: We discover that in our absence Earth has been taken over by shemales. We quickly leave.

Day 1: Tried to use the new time machine which sent us back to day one.