Author Topic: Day 1... Captain's Log...  (Read 4875 times)

Day 2 nope actually we arrived at the wrong planet but we used hyper-drive to reach our real destination in 2 minutes okay goodbye.

Day 000: someone must be screwing with that time machine we found on that Island that nobody thought existed but I told them it was there and it was now they really should stop thinking I'm crazy  

day 001: fly away, seek dagobah, and request force training

Day ~~~: I finally did it, I found the secret to the universe, I mustn't tell anyone about this. The crew is very sad now for some reason. Maybe I can cheer them up somehow...A clown should work yes yes...

The clown charges 5 dollars! I murder him and hire Ronald Mcdonald for free..

Day A: We now count in letters. After Z it goes to AA, After AA AZ and then BA, and so on and so forth

Day: killed the man who suggested we used letters instead of numbers. How he knew I don't know...

Day : Captin buys a new calendar

Day 1: turns out all that time travel commotion was just someone changing the date on the clock every time we used the time machine WHICH DIDN'T WORK.

Day 2: Captin quits his job

Day 3: The MCVRSS has malfunctioned, AGAIN.
Floating shotguns and SWAT vests are to be captured upon sight.


Day Five: i am now using words when writing numbers as an extra precaution. this recent incident has compromised my trust of these 'numbers,' so to speak.

Day 6. 200 crew members have died due to the MCVRSS malfunction.

Day 7: They are all laughing at us in hell.