Author Topic: Day 1... Captain's Log...  (Read 4835 times)


Day 8: Bought blockland for the rest of the crew.

Day 9: Crew is down to 10 members due to the unresolved Mind Controlled Virtual Reality Shotgun Simulator malfunction.

Day 10... Giant Cats with Wings attack... 4 dies, 2 wounded; battle is still going on

Day 11: Rewrote some code for the MCVRSS so that they played barking noises, cats flew away.

Day 12: Crew is down to 3 members. Me, an enginner and the guy in charge of cloning.

Day M: We go back to counting by letters.

Day 13: Killed the man again who likes letters. Turned out he was cloned.

Day 1110: Binary-to-decimal converter IC burned out on one of the time machines, using binary instead.

Day .75: Mass effects time. It has actually been almost a entire day.

Day 10000 (or 16 for the binary-illiterate): The alien queen has invaded our ship and has raped all of the crewmembers. She is now laying eggs.


Day 10: Raped the Alien queen. Going to have a baby soon XOXO

Day 139: Days restored. Dale killed himself, and then set the ship off to Mothaerrasd, the 39th planet in the Saaran Galaxy.

140: We have arrived and the aliens that spit corrosive acid at our faces appear to be capable of walking on walls and ceilings, but are unaware of walking on man-made floors.