A criminal breaks into your home...

[Darkness ZXW]

Get my airsoft M16 and make him feel intense and unwanted pain in unwanted places.

lol that wouldn't faze an armed robber

[Ad Bot]

[dorkdotdan]

I have a guitar neck that I could hit him with.

I would probably lose.

[AssassinDevil2]

lol that wouldn't faze an armed robber

At 10 feet they would go in his skin, but I would aim for the head and neck.

[SpitFir3Tornado²]

>throw various glasses, bowls, spoons, cups, soda cans, XBOX/PS3 controllers, pens, pencils whatever it near me
>run for phone, 911
>run out back door/front door depending on situation

[Destroyer]

I have a fully automatic 420 FPS airsoft gun. It fires damn fast and at close range can make people bleed. I would spray it at his face which would be enough to deter anybody. While he is recovering from that it would most likely give me time to get to my parents room (right next to mine), retrieve my dad's 9mm, and either use it to hold him while 911 was called, or fire on him if he comes after me.

[TeslaCoil]

I have a fully automatic 420 FPS airsoft gun. It fires damn fast and at close range can make people bleed. I would spray it at his face which would be enough to deter anybody. While he is recovering from that it would most likely give me time to get to my parents room (right next to mine), retrieve my dad's 9mm, and either use it to hold him while 911 was called, or fire on him if he comes after me.

In two years you will be able to legally own your own firearm! I technically own several handguns that I use for fun at the range, but they're all registered under my friends name until I turn 21.

[hodototman]

ram shoulder through glass back door

take giant glass piece from door

stab with it

[TeslaCoil]

ram shoulder through glass back door

take giant glass piece from door

stab with it

MacGyver style

[Coolsauce]

cake in exchange for my life. (the cake is lie)

[Bravo]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f0b7/

forget yeah too bad i don't know how to use swords.

i used to have this lol
it was barely sharp and after a few swings the blade flew off and almost killed someone

[The Corporation]

say hello to the .38 special.

[blockguy123]

grab my 9mm

be like

"do you feel lucky, punk?"

and shoot him dun dun dun

[hodototman]

cake in exchange for my life. (the cake is lie)

hahaha

it's funny because it's OLD AS forget

[S7]

Pretend you were just in the middle of a procrastination session; the awkward moment that ensues when he barges in will create enough time for you to make a daring escape/kill him lol.

[Night Fox]

I have a pocketknife
but more likely, I'd just call the police with my handy dandy noteb- phone
bc he has a loving gun
and I don't