rep on reddit
im assuming that means you have to post a lot and crap. aint nobody got time for that
Any seller that accepts bitcoin will sell to you, even on a throwaway account, if you pay with a cryptocurrency like Bitcoin.
It isn't a retail store, sellers there don't want to sell to someone who has the possibility of reversing the transaction or making some sort of other fraud transaction. Using Bitcoin prevents the possibility of reversals/fraud transactions. If you actually have some rep on reddit, most sellers will accept Paypal.