Author Topic: get on omegle guys  (Read 13390 times)



OK WHO GIFTED ME BATTLE TOADS


OK WHO GIFTED ME BATTLE TOADS
WHY HAVEN'T I TALKED TO YOU YET OH MY GOD

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Stranger: Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?
You: eh
You: oh god no
You: which one are you
Stranger: SON OF A BITCH
You: WHO ARE YOU
Stranger: TELL ME
You: DEMOOOOON
Stranger: YOUR
Stranger: FAVORITE
Stranger: COLOR
Stranger: NOW
Stranger: OR ELSE
You: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
Stranger: PABLO GETS IT
Stranger: IN THE HEAD
Stranger: WHAT IS IT?!?!?
You: forget PABLO
Stranger: WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: HE'S GAY
You: YOU HEARD ME
You: HE'S A HUGE
You: cigaretteET
You: ALSO
Stranger: Ok you passed the test.
Stranger: You win
Stranger: it's ok
Stranger: calm down
You: turnipblog
You: ?????
Stranger: Pablo is extremely gay
Stranger: and you win at guessing it's me
Stranger: TurnipBlog
You: he is extremely gay
Stranger: So
You: what is my prize
Stranger: Guess what you win?
You: my wonderful rpize
Stranger: Battletoads.
omng ye111!

WHY HAVEN'T I TALKED TO YOU YET OH MY GOD
sorry i took up a lot of time with him ;D

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Stranger: I don't even have a forum account.
Stranger: but ill give you a riddle
You: lol
Stranger: so listen carefully
Stranger: I have a mullet.
Stranger: I dont use guns.
Stranger: I can make a bomb
Stranger: out of bubble gum and duct tape
Stranger: who am I?
You: i dont know i cant think past 3 words
Stranger: post this on the thread and see if everyone else can fin dout who i am.

idk im stupid

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Stranger: hi!

You: hello

Stranger: what's up

You: the sky

Stranger:

Stranger: ha

Stranger: hahaha

You: Forum name

Stranger: very funny

You: nao

Stranger: not until you tell me yours first

You: tylr666

Stranger: ok i'm

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fuk u




someone is reposting my pics
don't trust them
Oh baby, was the HOT love good for you, too?

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Stranger: GAYfriendATRONNOOBfriendCUNTA UTISMRAVOILISWAGSTONERLOUSER

Welp. Tables turned.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and Blockland.
You: WHO IS THIS
You: TELL ME
You: OR NONNEL DIES
Stranger: Me
You: WHO IS THIS!!
Stranger: Nympho
You: l----------------,--^----------,--------,-----,-------^--,
| | ||||||||| `--------' | O
| `+---------------------------^----------|
`\_,-------, _________________________|
/ XXXXXX /` | /
/ XXXXXX / `\ /
/ XXXXXX /\______(
/ XXXXXX /
/ XXXXXX /
(________(
`------'
You: I'VE GOT THIS GUN
You: AT HIS HEAD
You: BETTER TELL ME
Stranger: IM NYMPH DONT KILL HIM
Stranger: NO
You: 10
You: ....
Stranger: NO
You: 9
Stranger: I TOLD YOU
Stranger: NO
You: TELL ME WHO YOU REALLY ARE
You: NOW
You: 8
Stranger: AAKHUAD
You: 7
Stranger: IM NYMPH
You: 6
You: 5
Stranger: FUUCK
Stranger: STOP
You: 4
Stranger: NO
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: GODDAMNIT
You: *gunshot*
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: Couldn't save in him time, could ya?
You: Haha...
Stranger: ):
You: >:3
Stranger: ;-;
You: *gunshot again at nonnels head*
You: Hes dead.
You: >:D
Stranger: I cant look
You: Well, the man of su
You: its has been killed.
You: Your turn bish
You: guess who i am
You: or ded
You: l----------------,--^----------,--------,-----,-------^--,
| | ||||||||| `--------' | O
| `+---------------------------^----------|
`\_,-------, _________________________|
/ XXXXXX /` | /
/ XXXXXX / `\ /
/ XXXXXX /\______(
/ XXXXXX /
/ XXXXXX /
(________(
`------'
Stranger: no
Stranger: nooo
You: Starts with a M
You: Ends with a _
Stranger: Maxwell?
You: WRONG
You: 2 more tries..
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
Stranger: noaida
Stranger: hold on
You: 3.....................
Stranger: Maxx_
You: 2...
You: OH forget
You: SHI
Stranger: IM MAgic
You: *gun gets thrown by you because I dropped it*
You: Sh*t.
Stranger: Psh, i didnt look at the topic or anything
You: *you has gun*
You: l----------------,--^----------,--------,-----,-------^--,
| | ||||||||| `--------' | O
| `+---------------------------^----------|
`\_,-------, _________________________|
/ XXXXXX /` | /
/ XXXXXX / `\ /
/ XXXXXX /\______(
/ XXXXXX /
/ XXXXXX /
(________(
`------'
Stranger: Now
You: oh god no......please no......
Stranger: WERE DOES MCDONALDS BE
Stranger: 10
You: UHH.
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: BERWYN ILLINOIS
Stranger: YOU DEAD
You: NOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: forget YOU
Stranger: POW

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
Stranger: Hi! I'm Bill from ATD! I'm here to tell you that you won our ama-ZING raffle!
You: Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?
Stranger: Mine is Brown! Would you like to claim your prize?
You: -Wall o' Buddy-
You: I'M SICK OF YOUR stuff BILL
Stranger: BATTLE TOADS MOTHER forgetER EAT THAT stuff

forget THEY'RE ON TO ME!!!