get on omegle guys

[AdinX]

uh woops adin beat me

We're gonna be best-demonworshipper-friends now

[Ad Bot]

[TurnipBlog]

That was lots of fun, might do it again later if we're still at it.

[Bopizku]

wtf? Everyone I get with either is someone completely random or someone that disconnects right away.

[Ipquarx]

You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: rawr
Stranger: snake
You: sinep
Stranger: kcid
You: whose this?
Stranger: ur momy
Stranger: stopid
You: wowe umad mome
Stranger: wana love
You: im not into incest silly mome
Stranger: wel
Stranger: ok
You: ya
Stranger: but
Stranger: ur gronded for 3
You: 3 milliseconds? k
Stranger: ye
Stranger: but
Stranger: i sloed down tiem abot 3093840968456x slower
Stranger: for u onlky
Stranger: hav fun in hel
You: :(
Stranger: i'm only kidin you fukin bastard go make me a fukin sandwich or ill beat your ass brother
You: wtf
You: nu
You: >:(
Stranger: cum kover here you litle stuff
You: im not guna cum ovr ther i told u i dont like incest
You: weirdo
Stranger: *gets uot gun from purs*
Stranger: u gona get the nfuk over here niag'
You: fuq u i m doge u wudnt hert doge
Stranger: bestiality niga
You: nuuuuuuu
You: ul nevr catsh me!
Stranger: ye
You: nu
Stranger: yeeee
You: nuuuuuuuu
Stranger: ye
You: NU.
You: * shoots you
You: ded
Stranger: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words.
You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo
You: . 3.
Stranger: ur fukin dead
Stranger: run bitch
Stranger: ruuuuuunn
You: ha
You: no
You: ill stay here
You: and ul die with me
You: >:3
Stranger: tatcyial nuk incuminbg
Stranger: we're all forgetin ded u forgetin piece of stuff dog
You: gud
Stranger: also
Stranger: i'm a cat
Stranger: 9 LIVES forgetIN DUMY DOG HUEHUESSSRYEDTYR
Stranger: so uh
Stranger: ye
Stranger: u died
Stranger: s0rry p4l :c
You: yea
You: wel
You: well
You: im giraffe
You: they have like
You: 398571 lives
You: ya
Stranger: wowe
Stranger: forgetr
Stranger: i'm reproting u to ea for hackin
You: fuk im ded
Stranger: ok
You: i now have 398570 lives left
You: k
Stranger: so uh
Stranger: who are you and what do you want with my snake
You: i am vagina man
Stranger: can you forget yourself
You: i wish
Stranger: aw
Stranger: i am
Stranger: batman
Stranger: 's
Stranger: cousin
Stranger: 's
Stranger: father
Stranger: 's
You: sister
Stranger: sister
Stranger: 's
Stranger: former roommate
You: stuff son
You: did u love?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: she explosed
Stranger: tho
You: D:
Stranger: bec us she had smal vagina and my big peepee filed her up on my big semen and she blew up
You: sounds painful
Stranger: te
Stranger: wel
Stranger: so
You: so
Stranger: do you kno who i am
Stranger: gues
You: port
You: i gues port
Stranger: nop
Stranger: wrong, try agian
You: um
You: electro
Stranger: nop
You: auzman
Stranger: nop
Stranger: j
You: THAT CUNT WHO LOVES BEING A SCOTTISH starfish?
Stranger: nop
You: k i giv up
Stranger: starts with j
You: jspc
Stranger: nop
You: jairo
Stranger: nop
You: john freeman
Stranger: nop
You: jimmy
Stranger: i have the best avatar
Stranger: gues again
You: bedpost!
Stranger: nop
You: fuq u
You: gues who i am
You: starts with i
Stranger: uh
You: starts with ip
Stranger: ipquarx
You: fuq
Stranger: or however you spel mthat shett
You: no u got it right
You: now who are u
Stranger: starts with je
You: jes00
Stranger: nop
You: jeep
Stranger: nop
You: jester
Stranger: nop
You: jerkface
Stranger: nop
You: jetpuff
Stranger: nop
You: JewishBusinessMan
Stranger: nop
You: Jetlok
Stranger: nop
You: jeistermeister24
You: jelloking
Stranger: you're awful at this
Stranger: nop
Stranger: neither
You: ._.
You: im the only one with the name that starts with ip
Stranger: ik
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how about
Stranger: jer
You: Jervan
Stranger: holy stuff no
Stranger: i thought i practically gave myself away but i guess not then
You: Jerome?
Stranger: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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You: UR JEROME
Stranger: you win nothing
Stranger: please insert another quarter
You: u only have 300 posts
You: how am i supposed to know you >:(
Stranger: well
Stranger: you're not
You: im not what
Stranger: supposed to know me
You: o ok
You: well i have like 6000 posts
You: so people know me :)
Stranger: actually it's 359 posts fukin retart
You: actually i have 6008 posts
You: fukin returd
Stranger: get ur facts rite
You: ya bro
You: well imma go play fc3 with my bf
Stranger: wowe gaya!!!1
Stranger: 11
You: im bi u bish
You: >:(
Stranger: ok
You: im a bi furre
You: deel wit it
Stranger: wwe furcigarette
You: i m the 2nd bigst furfeg on the interwebs
Stranger: stopid gay furcigarettes fukin stuffin on me intartnbet
Stranger: whelp i have to play tf2 with ☭☭ now
You: wowe commecigarette
You: bye
Stranger: seeya babe~

[DrenDran]

So yeah, this isn't the place to go for a serious conversation.

[Igloos]

I saw large boobs when I did "BLF" as a common interest.
Never again.

[Nonnel]

I saw large boobs when I did "BLF" as a common interest.
Never again.

that's not a good reason

[BlockoCrafter]

I just had a talk with Shadowed999.

[Shadowed999]

I just had a talk with BlockoCrafter and he died on the hospital bed.

[Swampivorous]

Oh my god the page stretch is loving absurd.

[cooldawson3]

Found Shadowed999.

Quite a bland, yet slightly interesting chat. It was a BLF'er atleast, cause the previous times "blockland" gave me a bunch of people who had no idea what the Forums was.

[BlockoCrafter]

I just had a talk with BlockoCrafter and he died on the hospital bed.

Yes, I died.
http://logs.omegle.com/6b994c2
Talk with Johnny boy. (Freeman)

[Filipe]

Yes, I died.
http://logs.omegle.com/6b994c2
Talk with Johnny boy. (Freeman)

It was me saying all of this lol

[Perlin Noise]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
Stranger: http://youtubedoubler.com/7AKe
You: Hey!
Stranger: Hi
You: whats your BLF name?
Stranger: What's yours?
You: Im Nonnel
Stranger: You're stupid, lol.
You: ?
Stranger: I'm Nonnel, you forgetface.
You: oh haha lol
You: oh god lol
You: Im actually laughing to hard
You: i shat my pants
You: just so i can eatit out
You: im actually elecro
Stranger: haha
Stranger: forget you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I win.

[Nonnel]

^DAMN YOUU

Code: [Select]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: http://youtubedoubler.com/7AKe
Stranger: Hey!
You: Hi
Stranger: whats your BLF name?
You: What's yours?
Stranger: Im Nonnel
You: You're stupid, lol.
Stranger: ?
You: I'm Nonnel, you forgetface.
Stranger: oh haha lol
Stranger: oh god lol
Stranger: Im actually laughing to hard
Stranger: i shat my pants
Stranger: just so i can eatit out
Stranger: im actually elecro
You: haha
You: forget you