One time Ephialtes banned me from Badspot's server. (Way back in like v8 or v9.) All I did was build and paint an erect mail genetalia. We should burn him at the stake!
Ephialtes is pretty cool, level-headed, and normal. He is pretty intelligent considering he is from a 3rd-world country.
A good quote to remember is one by Ephialtes that helps get me through hard times: "This brother popular."