1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA

[ThinkInvisible]

39. Drive a golf cart through the store.

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[DeadFromHeaven]

40. Take the Angry German Kid to the store, let him break all the keyboards

[GhostStar]

41. sing "i will survive" on the intercom

[JPSC]

42. squeeze bread crumbs over the keyboards

[blueblur121]

43. Ask if this is a whore house.

[DeadFromHeaven]

44. Bring a katamari ball inside.

[JPSC]

45. claim that you are in your house and yell at everyone to get out. then claim that you lost your memory

[DeadFromHeaven]

46. Tape troll faces on the backs of IKEA staff
47. Put bathroom signs on all of the doors

[GhostStar]

48. pee on the manager when he tries to kick you out

[blueblur121]

49. Wear a sonic fursuit and repeatedly scream "GOTTA GO FAST" while rocking back and forth in fetal position in the corner of the room with the most children.

[DeadFromHeaven]

50. Bring a cattle drive into the store

[gr8dayseth]

51. Get a car, break in with it, shoot everyone you see with a rocket launcher, preferably the default one, call in a nuke to destroy the place.
52. Nuke it.

[Grassy]

53. replace a child's toy with a carrot.

[GhostStar]

54. load fort papa and lag the place with bots

[DeadFromHeaven]

55. Shake a can of soda, go up to the manager, and open it, letting the soda spray in his face