1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA

[Ziyek]

56. Park your car on the roof.

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[gr8dayseth]

57. Spam
58. Troll
59. Ask for admin

[Crypto]

6

[Timezbrick]

70. live in IKEA

[GhostStar]

71. run around naked

[Zay]

72. Stick a bokken up an employee's butt

[GhostStar]

73. shop lift a bed

[gr8dayseth]

64. Attempt to mug someone there with a Nerf gun.

[InvisibleName]

74. Bring in a bucket full of water balloons and artillery soak random people.
75. Bring a rubber hammer in the store, Start hitting people and yell "HAMMER TIME!"
76. Run around naked yelling you're the store manager
77. Bring inflatable fists into the store after airing them up, And punch random people in the face.
78. Take a water noodle and hit people with it.
79. Climb up the store poles that hold up the ceiling, And knock out the cameras.
80. Yell "I LOVE ALL OF YOU!" naked.

BOOM, I JUST FINISHED AN NUMBER!

[DeadFromHeaven]

61 (because people skipped 60): Get a boombox, play the RickRoll song loudly and go through out the store.

[JPSC]

999. skip to 999

[awesomebread]

1000. Use one of these ways.

[ThinkInvisible]

37. Live in ikea

70. live in IKEA

HEEEY.

81. Run around like a chicken with your head cut off. In a headless chicken costume.

[LeetZero]

1001. Break the law.

[Cthulhu]

I played hide and seek in the end warehouse part.  We climbed the big shelves too.  We didn't get kicked out, but received some death glares.