1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA

[Alex Man!]

I posted a minute after you on a un-refreshed page
i'm sorry ;~;

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[Sentry]

180. Make a fort out of IKEA's and declare yourself the god of IKEA gods.

[Isjix]

181. ram a semi through the store to deliver more furniture, but there were chickens instead of furniture that were all released in the store

[hodototman]

182. fill all the pillows with roosterroaches

[Electrk]

183. Ask an employee where the nearest John Lewis store is.

[BlockoBlocko]

184. Steal all the money from the cash register.

[Electrk]

185. Steal all the cash register from the money.

[BlockoBlocko]

186. Steal the head manager's underpants.

[Nonnel]

187. Jump behind the concession counter and start throwing meatballs at anyone who asks for food.

[Mr.X98]

188. Run up to an employee and yell "SHOW ME YOUR POKEMANS"

[Alphadin]

tell them you're an alt.
oh wait that's BLF where you get kicked out.
189. tell them you're a terrorist and show them your boomsticks

[Cool Boi]

190. Insult ABBA

[Orion]

191. Drive a diamond made of iron car per miles into a hour made of wall.

[Morpheus]

192. Steal all the 50 cent hot dogs.

[Mr Man]

193. Assemble all the furniture