Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA (Read 13936 times)

BlockoCrafter · June 16, 2013, 11:15:19 AM

222: Confess to an employee that you peed in a sink.

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TheKid · June 16, 2013, 01:01:02 PM

223: throw a frozen bag of meatballs across the cashier things

King of the Bill · June 16, 2013, 01:33:40 PM

224: Try to film a video in Ikea (couple of youtubers wrote a parody song involving getting lost in Ikea, and almost got kicked out for filming except they fast-talked the employee who stopped them)

Setro · June 16, 2013, 02:09:58 PM

225. Ask if they sell condoms for your children

HellHound · June 16, 2013, 02:15:24 PM

226. Throw up all over the cash register and the checkout area. 100% guarantee the employees will be impressed.

Trentacles · June 16, 2013, 04:26:49 PM

227: Have hot gay love with the managers son, then show him the pictures.

Tonkka² · June 16, 2013, 04:28:46 PM

228: Mix up all the construction manuals so people will build chairs out of desktops

Slammer1337 · June 16, 2013, 04:29:17 PM

229: Walk in

from the back

Trentacles · June 16, 2013, 04:32:33 PM

230: Do someone

from the back

Tetris · June 16, 2013, 04:33:44 PM

231: fap

Redconer · June 16, 2013, 04:53:43 PM

232: Kill a duck in front of Pablo

Bisjac · June 16, 2013, 04:54:31 PM

233: take the extra parts from all non-assembled boxes of furnature and build a robot.

Nonnel · June 16, 2013, 05:28:37 PM

234. Insult the Swedish.

bejacks · June 16, 2013, 05:30:53 PM

235: Tell them Russia is supreme.

randomtroll39 · June 16, 2013, 05:37:30 PM

236.Shove Mac & Cheese down the head manager's pants