Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[Rally]

Was trying to do head hunters earlier today and I won in the last 10 seconds. It was going decently okay for the most part, a lot of cigarettes throwing sticky bombs and stuff, some dude in a savage (who i shot down in my own savage) later gets into a tank and just kinda starts spawn killing me until there's about 1:30 left on the clock and I just kinda sat in a backyard until he got bored and went to camp the final target, so I activated ghost organization and snuck in the back entrance and killed the guy with less than 10 seconds to spare. I probably didn't earn any cash between using ghost organization and all the loving bombs but dropping a turd on everyone in that server when they thought they had it in the bag was beyond worth it

Was honestly probably the most frustrating bullstuff I've ever put up with at any rate lol. At some point I was drilling the loving final target in the face with my micro SMG for multiple magazines but my australian internet shafted me and the lag was out of this world so I didn't get him at first

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[Ceist]

Yeah loving the entire server is my favorite thing when doing CEO missions. I love defending the yacht. No one can touch me, even when there's 20 other players against me.

[SteveJenkins]

After the mayor left town, Isabelle needed other ways to fund public works projects

[Jefferson Block]

I think Mt. Chilliad is based off of Mt. Jacinto at Palm Springs. It has a really big resemblance.

[Rally]

Warstock is 50% off until the 22nd. $1.5M hydra baby

[The Young Avenger]

In the corner of Vinewood, a lonely richman wakes up in his stilt apartment, not knowing what he would get into later that day.

His name, was Tony Turner

Every single morning, he would watch TV with no care in life.

But he also had an amazing job, he was an international spy.


In his garage, he would find his PCJ, a stuffty buccaneer from 1997, and his Bati 801.


He chose to take the stuffty buccaneer


Tony Turner would drive down to the airport at high speeds, maybe even faster than Sonic The Hedgehog


He would ramp and fly his car into the airport, going for one of the biggest planes ever.


Well, would you look at that? A giant ass plane, right for the taking!


He set himself onto the runway, and FLEW OFF!


He flies towards the region known as "Sandy Shores" where the infamous O'Neil brothers, Chef, and Trevor Philips lurk.


Where will his next adventures take him?
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

[McJob]

One would hope that Officer Monkey forget doesn't find his Titan an...obstacle...

Very nice to see somebody else doing their character story though :)

[The Young Avenger]

One would hope that Officer Monkey forget doesn't find his Titan an...obstacle...

Very nice to see somebody else doing their character story though :)

Thanks! It's a little stuffty though, more to come in a couple of days though!

[Rally]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who came up with some silly background story for my online character lol

I finally got my Hyrda today, so me and my organization celebrated by bullying everyone else out of the lobby until we were alone

also

[gebenuwell]

Here, we can see Gabe enjoying a nice drink. After a hard day of work, nothing is better than having a glass of wine.



His alcohol addiction is tearing his family apart.



Luckily, Gabe is retired, so he can drink whenever he wants.



After his afternoon drink, Gabe likes to drive down the club. Here you can see his masterful driving skills. Surely he will make it without a scratch.





Here, you can see Gabe hijacking a helicopter so he can see the shining bright lights of the city.



pictured: his last drink



pictured: gabe getting ass blasted

Will Gabe make a recovery??? Will he be able to recover from his 12 month coma?????

[Rally]

*nasheed playing in background*

EDIT: it's my moderate muslim cosplay

[The Subject]

[JumboMuffin]

Man I wish I had this game, might as well wait for GTA 6 to come out heh.

[ahoy]

thank loving god I finally got this game. Is getting banned online for no reason something I should be worried about or are the steam reviews full of stuff?

[Maxwell.]

thank loving god I finally got this game. Is getting banned online for no reason something I should be worried about or are the steam reviews full of stuff?

don't worry about it at all, but it is true people get randomly banned for no reason and it's happened to 2 of my friends