Stupid rules your school has, enforced or not

[Ducky duck]

No uniforms here.

The uniform at my school Is legit compared to most schools in my Area

[Ad Bot]

[xSetrox]

No running at recess.
It really sucks.
There's like nothing to do at recess, it's a concrete thing with a playset made for children.
No public affection as well.
They took out soap in the boy's bathroom because apparently kids kept "breaking" the soap dispenser (well then stop buying cheap ass soap dispensers.)
I should call the health department about the soap.

[xbox 360 fan]

Don't forget up the bathrooms. Oh god *story time* So last year some 8th grade kids were in a special class right by the boys bathroom *6th grade* and they always hung out in there, then someone stuff all over the walls and kicked stuff down the hallway. It was so bad, The Teachers put down "crime scene tape" and no boys could use the bathroom.
 

[Stick Man]

Don't forget up the bathrooms. Oh god *story time* So last year some 8th grade kids were in a special class right by the boys bathroom *6th grade* and they always hung out in there, then someone stuff all over the walls and kicked stuff down the hallway. It was so bad, The Teachers put down "crime scene tape" and no boys could use the bathroom.
 

There is honestly no better way to word how I'm feeling about this right now.

[Ceist]

Don't forget up the bathrooms. Oh god *story time* So last year some 8th grade kids were in a special class right by the boys bathroom *6th grade* and they always hung out in there, then someone stuff all over the walls and kicked stuff down the hallway. It was so bad, The Teachers put down "crime scene tape" and no boys could use the bathroom.
 

stuff is always an alternative to crayons.

[sir dooble]

Don't forget up the bathrooms. Oh god *story time* So last year some 8th grade kids were in a special class right by the boys bathroom *6th grade* and they always hung out in there, then someone stuff all over the walls and kicked stuff down the hallway. It was so bad, The Teachers put down "crime scene tape" and no boys could use the bathroom.
 

Some people decided it would be fun to smear their own (I hope) stuff around a brand new toilet room in the science block.
Apparantly they smeared it around the loos and the walls.

That place was out of action for about a week.


What on earth compels someone to pick up their own poo is beyond me.
That sort of thing should be completely absent from your mind as soon as you're no longer a baby or toddler.
And even then, that's only because they have no idea what they're doing.

No 11 year old or older is unaware of what their own stuff is.

[Kumquat]

No hats, no reason.
Just no hats.
No hat days.
Just no hats for no reason.

[Linkusofepica]

No hats, no reason.
Just no hats.
No hat days.
Just no hats for no reason.

[Headcrab Zombie]

In middle school I wrote a short story, in it one of the characters said something threatening, and I got suspended for a week for making threats.
In high school the monitors were on these really fancy stands that could move up and down, rotate, and tilt, but we weren't allowed to make use of them at all.
They also ran the monitors below native resolution, and some teachers yelled at you if you changed it to native.

[K9 Kid]

Tech room
 oh, the tech room
  Anchient computers
   incredibally slow
    the yearbook team apparently never learned how to use folders, because each computer in the room had the desktop completely covered with jpeg images from 4 months before. it drove me nuts.
I guess they never took 6th grade computer skills class

The yearbook team started a monthly newsletter thing called U.N.I.T.Y. which was pretty much morning announcements, except once a month and on 4 sheets of paper handouts.
the bad thing was the name

U.N.I.T.Y
Updating News In (and) Throughout (the) Year

...

[Gsterman]

If you make a finger gun, you get sent to the principle automatically. Same goes for anything that looks like a weapon. Even the teachers said this was a screwed up rule.

No hats inside the school.

[Quote Story]

Students are not allowed to be in groups larger than 3 people. Anything bigger than that is assumed a gang and is not accepted.

I lost and this isn't the you rage you lose thread

[Slammer1337]

The "no hoods on during school" rule at my school is on the verge of turning into "no hooded jackets allowed."

You also get suspended for a week under suspicion of watching adult content/ect if you used computers without supervision.

[Kimono]

what the forget how is that a stupid rule

[Trogtor]

I forgetin hated it when my junior and elementary schools made us tuck our shirts in

go forget yourself school board, im not looking like a friend for the school year

wearing a loving graphics tee and some short jeans doesn't look "sharp" or "nice"

it looks loving ridiculous.


If anything, my school doesn't enforce rules like they are suppose too. I see loving skanks walking around with their shirt up and wearing shorts that go all the way up to their britches.

No. a loving "dont wear that next time mmkay" doesn't cut it

kick that bitch ass out of the school until she can dress like a loving adult.


My school has a strict law on tardiness, Its so loving ridiculous that most teachers don't even follow by it.