cigarettegy kids keep showing up at my house at night, wat do

[HellHound]

Hang an anvil above the door so that when they drop it a rube goldberg contraption makes it land on their head, and then a grand piano.

[Ad Bot]

[mlockha]

ah postal the movie

[Zalot]

just put poisoned candy out in a basket in the front yard

[ßlöükfáce]

ah postal the movie

lol thats some bad acting

[Nomel]

lol thats some bad acting

lmao that one girl didn't even flinch when she was shot

[AlsoSulfate]

read all of your ideas. some of them are good ideas. no I will not kill the kids jesus christ lol.

if I had a paintball gun that would be a good option but sadly I don't. no bb gun either.

probably going to use water. going to try a light first to scare them away. it's around the time they come right now, so if they show up tonight I'll see what I can do. taking their bikes until police come is also on my list.




locking the thread for now.

[AlsoSulfate]

bump

the kids came back. yesterday night they rang my doorbell. now they came, at midnight, stood outside my window and threw something at it. possibly a rock, maybe an egg, not sure, haven't been outside.

it's not possible to shine a flashlight and be able to see them. the glare from my windows doesn't let me see out them

calling the cops does nothing. I wait half an hour and they don't pick up.

I can't camp outside and wait for them. I don't know exactly when they will come, it's not consistent. my windows are a good 8ft+ off the ground and I can't see them coming.

reasonably what could I do? the next thing I know they'll be smashing my windows.

[BlockoBlocko]

Shoot them with your airsoft gun. Easy.

[Torin0101]

Break their necks

and slowly drink out their blood while they fade off.

[AlsoSulfate]

Shoot them with your airsoft gun. Easy.

don't own one. and it is not possible for me to get outside fast enough before they're gone. by the time both of my front doors are open they are already running away. they only come once per given night, they ring the doorbell once or throw one object and then run like hell. there are 3 possible ways they could go and I have no way of chasing them.

[Alyx Vance]

don't own one. and it is not possible for me to get outside fast enough before they're gone. by the time both of my front doors are open they are already running away.

That is when you learn super fast door opening skills.

[Theepicman]

Have you tried bitching their houses yet?

[AlsoSulfate]

Have you tried bitching their houses yet?

don't know who they are .. so how do I do that ..

That is when you learn super fast door opening skills.

distance from my room to my front door is 40 feet. there is a steel door and a screen door. not possible to get outside before they run away.

[Night Fox]

park your car someplace near your front yard if possible, and have your keys with you, and as soon as you hear them press the panic button

[Theepicman]

don't know who they are .. so how do I do that ..

Go into your car if you have one, wait for those stuffty cowards, let them do their prank and have the engine ready. Then, when they ride their bike, follow them and beat the stuff out of them memorize their house location so you can give them a taste of their own medicine.