Author Topic: 10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)  (Read 51908 times)

910. Pretend your a robot


912. Come in and set up an entire desk with a computer in the middle of the isles and just start working on something.

Also, I wonder how many duplicates there are in this thread. :P

912. Jump down from off the top of a shelf and startle the manager.

914: grab two carts, two gallons of milk, and three friends. Have one of your friends climb in one cart, climb in the other yourself. Have your other friends push the carts. Move to a wide open area and spread the carts far apart. Ready your gallons, and joust.

Run like forget once the sales associates find you.

915. Clog all the toilets with Barbie heads

914: grab two carts, two gallons of milk, and three friends. Have one of your friends climb in one cart, climb in the other yourself. Have your other friends push the carts. Move to a wide open area and spread the carts far apart. Ready your gallons, and joust.

Run like forget once the sales associates find you.
Why'd you skip one? ;-;


916. Dutch chopstick the female employees

917. Get a full erection and start hanging expensive shirts on it.

918. Poop and puke in the urinals.

919. play foodfight! on all the tvs

i hope you realize we're almost to 1000

920. Shove carts around in the parking lot on a windy day.  A lot of dented cars will be leaving that day

921: remove all of the refrigiderated dairy products from their shelves. place in the personal hygene aisles.

922: remove all of the personal hygiene items from the aisles and put them on the refridgerated dairy product shelves.