Author Topic: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock  (Read 549244 times)



holy stuff i saw you playing and i had no idea you were meming

there should be an EVIL team

i call man ray

NA matching is fine. Never had any problems, with the exception of a few starfishs, which is to be expected.
I forgot that I've played it once before with friends and you guys are chill. I just don't get into many NA matches even though I have the settings for them. It's probably because Valve's matchmaking system doesn't have any in-game picker so you never get in any foreign matches with people who speak the same language.

((The settings I have are stuff like risen accepted ping levels. I don't get why you must have a MM server picker to get PROPER results.))

Hey guys. I'm going to write you folks a guide on how not to get suck with people who speak other languages, & it's actually very easy!

So let's say every other match you get paired with some Russian guys. This is terrible because they cannot speak to you, & you cannot speak to them. This leads to confusion. If you get paired with them, simply type this in the chat;
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Я не говорю по-русски. Я буду называть только если они называют А или Б Hooy morzhovy
Now, just burn through the game till you get matched with people who speak your language.

Now play your game. Throughout, note who makes callouts, who has good aim, and who has good game sense. Compliment them throughout the game. Once the game ends, simply click their name(s), click "Steam Profile," & then click "add friend."

Now, if you have added them, simply invite them to your lobby. You now have a 20% less chance of having a russian on your team. GUARANTEED.

Simply repeat this process until you have a full squad que'd up. If none of your buddies are on to play, simply que by yourself, and every time you meet someone who is good, just add them. You'll get around 50 people in no time who are always down to play some CS.

Hope this helps!

It's pretty sad that this is not common sense

there should be an EVIL team

i call man ray
dirty bubble dood

It's pretty sad that this is not common sense
yeah i kind of made it satire because I'm baffled people haven't done this already, but continue to complain about russians.

I don't have the charisma to make random friends on CS:GO

I did get one though, because he was really funny

IRL i have a pretty deep voice but mics make me sound like a 5 year old.

IRL i have a pretty deep voice but mics make me sound like a 5 year old.
i dont think thats how it works

i dont think thats how it works
Further testing shows it may just be a broken microphone.

have you read what the text above the accept button says?
Yeah, it has never done that to me before, i have been able to hut accept without it telling me that i abandoned

I don't have the charisma to make random friends on CS:GO

I did get one though, because he was really funny
Pshhh people add me all the time, SLAM works wonders

forget
CRUISE
so CT sided its not even a loving joke