The stuffty Superpower Game

[firestorm]

Constipated

The ability so create shockwaves by doing any action quickly (running jumping punchin babies)

[Ad Bot]

[Amerax]

The shockwaves cause earthquakes around you

The ability to spawn things with my mind

[HellHound]

The objects that you can make are no larger than a penny, and take resources from your body.

Midas Touch

[Amerax]

The things you touch only turn the colour yellow

Invisibility

[TristanLuigi]

It's permanent.

The ability to draw money from a debit/credit card without actually subtracting the amount from the card (e.g. buy a $50 game from a card with $250, I get the game and the card still has $250)

[Zanaran2]

The economy collapses due to inflation on a massive scale

The ability to decapitate morons.

[LagoomSack]

But you get arrested for first-degree murder.

the power to power the whole power grid with out shocking to death and it lasts an hour

[Gumba Jonny]

it's powered by urine so you have to piss for an hour

have a man-portable 30mm rotary cannon that can be hipfired effectively with lots of ammo

[SWAT One]

You have it, but you must carry it around by hand.

The ability to make people (not people's internet) 404.

[Nitro_Weavile]

You can only fly 6 feet off the ground.

The ability to stuff money.

but its actually made of stuff

I can fap at the speed of sound!

[Nitro_Weavile]

Skipme

[HellHound]

...

The ability to fire an M2 Browning without it being mounted.

[Legodude77]

But it only has 1 bullet. And no reloading it.

The ability to sense when a fart is about to be made by anyone in the room.

[Conan]

you always fart first though, loudly.

the power to modify the post below me

[PurpleSir]

But you can only change 1 lettef.

The ability to create anything out of thin (and thick) air.