Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower Game  (Read 32385 times)

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The power to fly indefinitely and land an any opportune time.
King of page 12

But you only land in elephant crap


the ability to recover from embarrassing posts

Only when some other BL fourmer does

The power to seduce any girl

But they become indescribably ugly the second you do.
The ability to short out electronics when I want.

but you electrocute your richard in the process

you can bond with anything alive emotionally

You feel their pain and suffering 10 fold

The ability to charge your phone anywhere at any time

It is one time use.

I have the power to make PS4's and Xbox one!

The economy collapses due to inflation on a massive scale

The ability to laugh on command.

You do it at the most socially incorrect moments.
The power to to power my sandwich into existance.

bologna sandwich

the power to have endless pies

you also get endless diabetes

the ability to quell my inner rage

You are now a pacifist.

The ability to punch out Cthulu.

You get knocked out whenever he does.

The ability to eat anything and take in nutrients from it.

It can only be butter
I can control clouds

Only storm clouds, making it a very high chance for lightning to strike you while controlling the clouds.

I can control the stars!