The stuffty Superpower Game

[Theepicman]

You do this nothing to people.

The power to destroy other planets.

[Ad Bot]

[HellHound]

You can only destroy planets smaller than a table. You can vaporize coffee tables for a neat party trick.

[ßlöükfáce]

the ability 2 keel 0bama!!1

[Zanaran2]

You kill Mitt Romney instead.
Thanks.

The ability to do code.

[Nonnel]

The only code you can do is morse code.

The power to shoot cats out of my hands.

[HellHound]

After demonstrating your super power once, you are locked in jail for animal cruelty.

The ability to eat steel.

[Teneksi]

A medical nightmare follows.

The ability to eat and digest steel.

[Menen]

You can now only eat steel and it lacks the nutrients needed to live.

The ability to fill any container with any liquid I want

[Theepicman]

The container is microscopic

The ability to noclip.

[Teneksi]

Passing through a wall fragments your cells and halts biological processes. You are now a building.

The ability to punch through the internet

[Aware]

Punching through the internet is a 1 way road.

The ability to live in the internet

[Teneksi]

You get lost in /b/ and quickly go insane.

The ability to turn lead into Christmas decorations.

[Aware]

All the decorations break if it isn't Christmas

The ability to beam my thoughts into other people's heads to make them agree with me.

[Menen]

You dont have control of what thoughts it is, so sometimes dirty thoughts or stupid ones get sent too

The ability to see through walls

[Nonnel]

You always see through walls and therefore end up with quite a few injuries.

The power to poison any living being.