The stuffty Superpower Game

[Gumba Jonny]

the way you think changes and you become very self destructive and have testicular cancer as icing on the cake.

the ability to have powers like those in saints row iv except i don't have to be in a simulation

[Ad Bot]

[bob12378]

the powers cause great pain to your head for four days

the power to be happy anytime with no consequences whatsoever

[Mrmii21]

the power to be happy anytime with no consequences whatsoever

See, this is the kind of stuff that people post that makes the game not fun

OT:
But only if you're doing something you enjoy

The ability to consume any object

[firestorm]

It damages your internal organs.

The ability to stab a bitch.

[Chimpanzee]

Only with a fake plastic knife.

The ability to hear sound frequencies above 20kHz

[Magnus Von Grapple]

Only when in acid.
Abillity to make you ded.

[Menen]

But it makes someone who was dead now alive.

The ability to have anime style fighting skills

[SWAT One]

But you can't stop them.

The ability to eat food with unlimited spiciness with no pain or extreme burning sensation.

[shinyarceus4]

Your brain explodes due to the heat.

The ability to shield blockland from DDOS.

[ßlöükfáce]

When someone tries to ddos blockland it affects you instead

The ability to boss you all around

[Duhman115]

Everyone you boss around starts an uprising

The ability to start an uprising instantly

[Amerax]

The only uprising is in your pants

The ability to have fatal farts

[The Subject]

Your butt will explode from all the pressure.

The ability to be able to shoot Gatorade out of my fingertips.

[Menen]

Its Blood flavored

The ability to remember the exact location of any item

[Cargøn]

You can only remember it on the toilet and forget afterwards

The power to have everything I say be magically funny