if anyone can write some hot steamy clown stories for me then i would totally give them a game
oh boy
Pippy was just your average clown. Not your sad clown, or some sort of mime. He was a circus clown. He wasn't the funniest, but he certainly wasn't the worst either. He was fourty-seven years old, divorced, and very single. He wore striped clothes, a silly hat, a big red nose, colorful suspenders, lots of makeup and shoes that probably didn't fit quite right. We was just rehearsing with a seal on balancing a ball on his nose when the ringmaster came in. There would be a new addition to the act. He didn't like the sound of this, the show had been exactly the same for the past 25 years. Video of every show they'd done could be put side by side and they would match up perfectly. Adding something different could completely ruin everything. He was so used to routine that he'd surely screw up if something were to change. He'd never become the ringmaster some day if he screws up. The ringmaster, however, seemed very excited about this new addition.
Pippy wondered what more they could add. They had elephants, clown cars, elephants in clown cars; really a show couldn't get any better than that. The ringmaster introduced Donkleberry. Donkleberry was a small girl, about fifty-two years old. She had puffy blue hair, lots of makeup, pretty much just another clown. Though the second Pippy saw her, his shoes and nose weren't the only things that were big. He instantly hopped over to her, comically (maybe not on purpose) tripping clumsily multiple times. "Hey," he tried to say casually, "are you new in town?" Donkleberry replied "No, I've lived here for a long time. I just haven't been into the clown business since I lost my last job at Applebee's." Pippy was surprised that she could get fired from anywhere, given her looks. "You wanna go back to my trailer and see some balloon tricks?" he said, knowing she couldn't say no. She quickly replied, "oh, sure!"
They rushed back to his trailer. Pippy whispered in her ear, "wait till you see
my donkleberry." They both moaned in deep ecstasy.
you have to understand that my morals are making me stop here
i'm so sorry