How many times have you almost died

[Night Fox]

they're called lifesavers specifically because in the case that you swallow them, you can still breathe through the hole through the middle.

well
they're called lifesavers because they resemble lifesavers

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[Gumba Jonny]

i got my foot run over by a car and that's about it

[Malleo100]

Almost getting pummeled by my dog when it was pissed off
Fapping too hard

[Georges]

well
they're called lifesavers because they resemble lifesavers

lol

Also, the other day at our robotics shop, someone was working on a sander (similar to this, except with the top part rotated up), when the piece of aluminum got caught in it and then launched 8 feet into the air and slammed into the wall. Probably wouldn't have died had I been in the way, but it really would have hurt.

[Blockguy345]

cracked my skull

earlier today i choked on a scooby snack

[ebube4356]

I was 7 or 8 when I almost drowned

[Night Fox]

lol

"lol" what?

[Flatflyer]

Life really hates you, doesn't it?

[Georges]

"lol" what?

idk, i just find it kinda funny when I read your response to Fancy

[Blockguy345]

i think i might have almost died when i was younger

oh yeah

i ate some tinfoil and drank cleaning supplies (mabye)

[Slammer1337]

I almost drowned in my cousin's pool.

Wind almost blew fire on me one time while my dad was burning stuff.

[Night Fox]

idk, i just find it kinda funny when I read your response to Fancy

oh, okay

[Alyx Vance]

Life really hates you, doesn't it?

Its as if I'm not really suppose to live. I've also been electrocuted, forgot to mention that. I grabbed a live copper wire on accident.

[Night Fox]

oh yeah, almost forgot, according to my mom, when I was a small child I chugged a bottle of cough syrup, idk how close I actually had come to dying tho

[Bomb Kirby]

One choking occurance and maybe some close calls on a bike. Aside from that, nothing that I can recall.