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[TheScout]

I throw a die into a crevice caused by a previous explosion in the wall, and fail to roll a 4, 5, or 6. The resulting paradox forms a black hole inside of the wall.

[Ad Bot]

[Renderman]

throw a few C4 bombs at it and stand very far back

[Cybertails1998]

updating quickly before bed

CHARLESSPEAKING:@	1/2@	- You mutter a few obscenities and then reach for the brick in front of you, but your hand is then painfully beaned by another brick from above.
FLAMECANNON:	6.5	- You reach into the power of your wallfighting lineage, and then let loose an onslaught of various crane kicks, star punches and other moves never seen before. This act of violence sends your adrenaline pumping. RAGE!
GOJIRA:	1/1	- You order a booster be test fired first, and like those fired before, it arches before reaching the wall. Unlike them it arches not up, but right back at you. KERBLAM, 2 continues left
SHADOWED999:	5	- You run up to the wall and cut it up with your slim jim as hard as you can.
JARELASH:	1/1	- Just as you start to heave upyour hammer, the boosters GOJIRA fired earlier start to crash down on the field. You're hit with one of them. BLAMMO, 2 lives in stock
PWNON:	6.6	- You attempt to reverse your black hole's polarity while maintaining its size, and are consumed in the following blast. STELLAR, 2 tries remaining
REDCONER:	1/2	- When you drive in a wrecking ball and start to swing it around, it disconnects and lands on your vehicle. You manage to make it out in time, and can feel the wall's smug look when looking at it (despite the wall not expressing one).
BOMB KIRBY:	3	- You fail to grasp the Sun, so you conjure a fireball yourself and toss it at the wall.
FLATFLYER:	5	- You materialize a large orb of arcane power, and promptly lob it at the wall like a dodgeball.
IPQUARX:	3	- You tape research on the wall, with the pictures facing it. Nothing of interest happens.
THESCOUT:	4	- You toss a die into a crack in the wall, and successfully form a small black hole around it.
RENDERMAN:	6/5	- You rig the wall with all the C4 you have (a lot), and set it all off in the distance. The ensuing blastwave staggers you and sends your blood packing. RAGE!

TOTAL DAMAGE: -10.06%

LIVES ROSTER:
♥♥♡ ELECTRK DEAD, roll 2+ (1 < 3, FAIL)
♥♥♡ KILLERCOP311
♥♥♡ FLATFLYER
♥♥♡ F3D323 (4 = 4, REVIVED)
♥♥♡ SWAT 3 DEAD, roll 4+
♥♥♡ GOJIRA DEAD, roll 5+
♥♥♡ JARELASH DEAD, roll 5+
♥♥♡ PWNON DEAD, roll 4+

WALL INTEGRITY: 76.54%

[Electrk.]

!rtd

[Swat 3]

roll

[TheScout]

Roll to revive any random dead person
If I can't, throw the corpse of any random dead person at the wall

[Gojira]

roll
forget

[KillerCop311]

Attempt to gain access the the Valve Rocket Launcher and use it on the wall.

[jarelash]

!rtd

[PowerDag]

make the wall not a wall?????

[F3d323]

"forget you wall"

[Bomb Kirby]

hit the wall with a bowling ball

[CharlesSpeaking]

shout with fury and attack the wall with bricks

[Redconer]

Demo-spam it

[Ipquarx]

Create 1000 bots all with akimbo rocket launchers and have them all fire continuously at the wall