| THESCOUT: | 2 | - You go to lift a random dead body to throw at the wall, but then you discover dead bodies are actually pretty heavy for throwing. |
| KILLERCOP311: | 4 | - You gain access the the Valve Rocket Launcher and then fire off several salvos. |
| POWERDAG: | 1R | - You try to make the wall into a not-wall, but your efforts earn you an ejected brick to the solar plexus. Such an injury would normally incapacitate you, but you shrug it off. |
| F3D323: | 2 | - You attempt the same railgun thing REDCONER and PurpleMetro attempted earlier. It fizzles uselessly. |
| BOMB KIRBY: | 6/2@ | - You swiftly throw a bowling ball with all your might. Then you stare confusedly for a while until it hits you that you threw it upwards, as it crashes down somewhere behind you. |
| CHARLESSPEAKING: | 6/4 | - You grab every brick that was forced out of the wall so far, and rapidly fling them back at the wall. |
| REDCONER: | 4 | - You fire off lots of sticky bombs, and then detonate all of them in an earthshaking explosion. |
| IPQUARX: | 3 | - You create a thousand bots, but fail to create rocket launchers. The bots wander aimlessly. |
| FLATFLYER: | 2 | - Your sawblade gun promptly jams. |
| TRISTANBOMB: | 2 | - You fail to get the wand. |
| SHADOWED999: | 6/4 | - You summon an armada of sasquatches and order them to pummel the wall, which they do with wild abandon. |
| CRISPY: | 5 | - You smash the wall around with your long wooden rod. Also, please put some pants on. |
| RANDOMTROLL39: | 2 | - You fail to get some of this shapeshifting serum. |
| FAB: | 2 | - You decide to hit Control+Alt+Shift+Delete, but are distracted by CRISPY's indecent exposure. |
| FLAMECANNON: | 4R | - You gather the bricks CHARLESSPEAKING has thrown and the mortar smashed from the wall, and use them to create another (much smaller) wall. |
| RENDERMAN: | 2R | - You fail to get the Destructo-Wand. You punch the wall in a fit. |
| HODOT: | 3 | - You tell the wall to hit Alt+F4. Nothing happens. |
| CHILDOFDARKNESS016: | 3 | - You turn one excess brick of Flamecannon's wall into negative energy, but then decide to bottle it as to not cause an explosion and collateral damage. |
| SHINYARCEUS4: | 3 | - Yveltal used Oblivion Wing! It doesn't affect the foe WALL... |
| KIDPLASMA: | 2 | - You fail to transform into the Colossal Titan. You evidently haven't watched enough anime. |
| GREENMETRO: | 4 | - You tap into the power of your inner weeb and transform into a Titan. Then you slapfight the wall in a hissy fit. |
TOTAL DAMAGE: -10.69%
LIVES ROSTER:
♥♥♡ ELECTRK (
6 > 2, RESSED)
♥♥♡ KILLERCOP311
♥♥♡ FLATFLYER
♥♥♡ F3D323
♥♥♡ SWAT 3 (
5 > 4, RESSED)
♥♥♡ GOJIRA (
5 = 5, RESSED)
♥♥♡ JARELASH (
5 = 5, RESSED)
♥♥♡ PWNON (
5 > 4, RESSED)
IN RAGE: POWERDAG (4 left), FLAMECANNON (4 left), RENDERMAN (4 left)
WALL INTEGRITY: 65.85%
GODDAMNIT EVERYONE GOT REVIVED
AND NOBODY DIED THIS UPDATE.
ONE FORUMER NEEDS TO DIE EVERY UPDATE.
I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE REAL QUICK
I GOTTA SATE MY BLOODTHIRST I GOTTA FEEDor actually hey why not knock-out this guy
LIVES ROSTER (cont.):
♥♥♡
GREENMETRO DEAD, roll 4+
here we go, i apologize for the inconvenience, gonna go back to playing warframe
