Stupid things you get in trouble for at Home

[Markey]

Nothing's stupid, I get in trouble all the time..

Yeah, and I regret how I literally piss my mom off when she's so stressed:
Example

Me: Mom, can I have some apple sauce?
Mom: Get the forget out of my sight you pathetic piece of stuff.
Me: What was that for?
Mom: You being an ass to grandpa, go fap to your gay research.
Me: Whatever.

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[SlayerZ99]

My dad gets pissy when I stay up later than 12 am

Not a lot though my parents are pretty reasonable

[Epicduke]

My dad gets pissy when I stay up later than 12 am

Not a lot though my parents are pretty reasonable

that better not be on school nights young man!!!1

[Skig]

Nothing's stupid, I get in trouble all the time..

Yeah, and I regret how I literally piss my mom off when she's so stressed:
Example

Me: Mom, can I have some apple sauce?
Mom: Get the forget out of my sight you pathetic piece of stuff.
Me: What was that for?
Mom: You being an ass to grandpa, go fap to your gay research.
Me: Whatever.

I really doubt this happened

My Mom hates it when I'm on the computer too long but I almost never am so it's a rare occurrence

[Markey]

I really doubt this happened

My Mom hates it when I'm on the computer too long but I almost never am so it's a rare occurrence

That didn't happen, that was only an example of what she MIGHT say to me on a bad night.

[Jubel]

That didn't happen, that was only an example of what she MIGHT say to me on a bad night.

why not tell us something that she did say

[McJobless]

HOW DARE YOU EVEN TRY AND HAVE EMPTY BOXES ON THE FLOOR IN YOUR ROOM.

YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY. I WON'T ALLOW IT.

[Ticonderoga]

I get caught drinking.
Parents: "Just tell us next time."

I forget to put my plate in the dish washer.
Parents: "YOU ARE THE WORST loving SON EVER WE DO SO MANY THINGS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN'T EVEN CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF"

[Clone v.117]

sniffing panties
Being a lazy forget.

[Snaked_Snake]

I don't really get in trouble for stupid things, except for when I leave my games next to my Playstation 3.

[MunkeyCheez]

shouted fegelein really loudly when i was 13 at the xbox and my parents told me to shut up lol.

[Snaked_Snake]

shouted fegelein really loudly when i was 13 at the xbox and my parents told me to shut up lol.

how rude

EDIT: Don't adults tell kids "You need to learn your manners!"


DOUBLE EDIT:

apparently this is bad
these are assignments in my history class

You are going to get nowhere in life with your grades!!!

[Pie Crust]

That's not bad. If only I could scan last year's report card...

[ResonKinetic]

sniffing panties
Being a lazy forget.

my wigga

[Planr]

I get in trouble for talking about anything that might be even remotely loveual at the dinner table. Even if I wasn't referring to anything inappropriate at all.
"How was your day, son?" "Good, we were learning about special interestes today in Psychology class" "Don't you dare bring up such gross subjects at the dinner table. People are trying to eat here!"

I get scolded for burping the names of various american forest trees.
"OOOOAAAAkool kids klubKK" - "That's disghusting! Excuse you!"

I get in trouble when my sister is bothering me and my dad always assumes I'm the one causing the trouble
"Lindsay, please get out of my car seat." "Shut up! Daddy, tell him to leave me alone!" "That's it son, your computer priveleges are gone for the night" "But I didn't even do anything! She pushed me out of the way and stole my seat!"