I get in trouble for talking about anything that might be even remotely loveual at the dinner table. Even if I wasn't referring to anything inappropriate at all.
"How was your day, son?" "Good, we were learning about special interestes today in Psychology class" "Don't you dare bring up such gross subjects at the dinner table. People are trying to eat here!"
I get scolded for burping the names of various american forest trees.
"OOOOAAAAkool kids klubKK" - "That's disghusting! Excuse you!"
I get in trouble when my sister is bothering me and my dad always assumes I'm the one causing the trouble
"Lindsay, please get out of my car seat." "Shut up! Daddy, tell him to leave me alone!" "That's it son, your computer priveleges are gone for the night" "But I didn't even do anything! She pushed me out of the way and stole my seat!"