So there's this virus going around my school

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THURSDAY:

So yeah, about 30% of all students were home sick today. There were people puking in the halls and in the classes, it was awful. I'm contemplating going to school tomorrow.
http://www.delta-optimist.com/news/illness-sweeps-through-dss-1.1117154
http://globalnews.ca/news/1377418/norovirus-outbreak-at-delta-secondary-school-affects-300-students/

FRIDAY:

Attendance down to around 40%, the halls and classes were really empty today. I heard there were 900+ absent.
http://www.delta-optimist.com/news/attendance-way-down-in-wake-of-virus-outbreak-at-delta-secondary-1.1118614

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[Blockzillahead]

the strong survive and the weak perish

[F3d323]

they all ate papa john's pizza

[Night Fox]

looks like it's time for madagascar to close all its borders

[ResonKinetic]

they all ate papa john's pizza

you've made my day

[Couatl]

they all ate papa john's pizza

damnit ahhg

[Pie Crust]

looks like it's time for madagascar to close all its borders

Plague Inc much? Btw, if you're using a fungus type plague, you can still infect Madagascar. Evolve Spore Burst.

[The Resonte!]

i thought that a computer virus was destroying all the computers at school

[Night Fox]

Plague Inc much? Btw, if you're using a fungus type plague, you can still infect Madagascar. Evolve Spore Burst.

it's more of a Pandemic thing

[Candy Apple]

Plague Inc much?

CRINGEEEEEEE

[Gumba Jonny]

call mcafee now

[XR-7]

My mom would hold me at knifepoint in my bed to keep me from going.

Obviously joking, but even if 10 people at school were violently sick, she wouldn't let me go and I wouldn't want to go either.

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