[Forum Game] Help! I'm being _____ by a _____!

[Doom Mantis]

What are we supposed to do about it?

Help! I'm being forced to watch The Wicker Man!

[Ad Bot]

[pefu19]

I break the television
Help! I'm being forgeted by a child enthusiast!

[Bacon Pancakes]

Give him candy

Help I'm being fallen down by a can't get up.

[WaffleCake]

I smash your face in with Life Alert.

Help! I'm being poisoned by the deviantart thread!

[Renousim]

eyebleach

Help! I'm being stabbed by a chicken!

[[insert name here]]

eyebleach

Help! I'm being stabbed by a chicken!

I roast him till golden brown
Help! I'm being trampled by an elephant!

[mus]

POACHING IS A CRIME

Help! I'm being アルバムに投資

[TheKid]

i translate

help im being forgeted by a mudfish

[randomtroll39]

I throw a mudkip

Help I´m being sent into space by spencer!

[InvisibleName]

I place tnt in front of him and he does a triple backflip into a swimming pool.
Help! I'm being run over by a dumptruck!

[Renousim]

die slowly as your organs slowly come out of your mouth from squish

Help! I'm being stung by bees!

[[insert name here]]

smoke a cigarette
help i downloaded a virus from a research site!

[Malleo100]

cumshot the virus

Help! I'm being turned on by a crudely drawn snake

[Bomb Kirby]

find a portal and exit the MS Paint Dimension

Help! I'm being beaten by a bear!

[Renousim]

stab

Help! I'm being eaten by a crocodile!