Slay the Giant Spider! [Update 18!] - Pfffahaha.

[Theepicman]

Guts 80
Willpower 60
Strength 200
Tech 70
Agility 50
Intellect 50
Luck 100
Kindness 90

Use ember on the spider.

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[mus]

I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT AFRICAN NATIONS FOR THREE DAYS

I PLACE A TELEPORTER UNDER THE SPIDER SO HE IS HIT WITH THE AFRICAN NATIONS

[childofdarkness016]

~*Update 5*~
for the sake of your information, I am now going to state what stat you used

SKILLS

PurpleSir (Level 2)(GUTS: 17/17; WP: 14(-2)/14) (4): You rely on your good luck in order to somehow weaken the spider. While your luck is relatively average, the Gods of Luck take note of your good kindness! The spider’s web suddenly loosens, lowering web resistance by one! This will take effect next turn.

ATTACKS

TristanLuigi (Level 2)(GUTS: 15/15; WP: 14/14) (4, Luck): Since you can’t use your technique or your strength, you decided to rely on your luck to attack with a bow and arrow. The Gods of Luck agree, and so the arrow hits the spider for 8 damage.

CharlesSpeaking (Level 3)(GUTS: 19(-3)/19; WP: 14/14) (5, Intellect): You ask the spider to play with you, and it reluctantly agrees. You don’t even bother playing, however, and decide to stab the spider with blades hidden under the chess pieces. Your cunning attack allowed you to damage the spider by 13 damage points.

Theepicman (Level 1)(GUTS: 13(-1)/13; WP: 10/10) (3, Tech (it stands for both technology and technique so it fits)): You try to use your fire-breathing skills to burn the spider, but you can only get a small puff of smoke out. This smoke, however, does affect the spiders breathing and inflicts 5 damage points.

Mus (Level 2)(GUTS: 14/16; WP: 13/13) (4, Intellect): Using your vast knowledge of African countries and teleportation devices, you build a teleporter that can cut out landmasses and send them over. You sneak it under the spider, and you successfully have destroyed Rwanda. The landmass crushes the spider, inflicting 10 damage.

SPIDER RETALIATION (2): The spider uses a poison attack, damaging all players with a below average tech! The following are harmed:

• CharlesSpeaking (-3)
• Zanaran2 (-1)
• Redconer (-1)
• Wafflecake (-1)
• Theepicman (-1)

REMAINING HP: 499,855; WEB RESISTANCE: 2(-1)

[WaffleCake]

I TELL THE SPIDER ABOUT THE FINE ARTS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, CONFUSING IT

[Theepicman]

Use tackle on the spider.

[Cybertails1998]

[AGILITY ATTACK] I run all over the spider, kicking it incessantly.

[PurpleSir]

Turn Super Saiyan and Dragon Fist the spider. (Agility)

[shinyarceus4]

I cast a spell that disintegrates the spider by turning it into raw data. (Intellect)

[childofdarkness016]

~*Update 6*~

WaffleCake (Level 1)(GUTS: 13/14; WP: 11/11) (4, Intellect): Shakespeare’s lewd sense of humor confuses the spider. Since you were feeling particularly sadistic at the moment,  you explain it to it, scaring the innocence way from the spider and dealing 12 damage. Level up!

Theepicman (Level 1)(GUTS: 12/13; WP: 10/10) (5, Strength): You charge directly at the spider, prepared to use the weight of your inflation-special interestized body to attack. You get a direct hit, dealing 17 damage! Level up!

Cybertails1998 (SELF-BUFF ACTIVE) (Level 1)(GUTS: 14/14; WP: 10/10) (6, Agility): Your legs move so quickly that they somehow are able to spin a full 360 degrees. You decide to call this kicking technique a legitimate “Tornado Kick” because holy stuff you are a loving tornado. You deal 18 damage and get-- not one, but TWO-- level ups! (more evidence that the experience system is forgeted. idk how it will fare since the new one will be used starting at level 4)

Purplesir (Level 2)(GUTS: 17(-3)/17; WP: 12/14) (1, Agility): You start your transformation, but you realize that there are too many “final forms” for you to sift through before you can become Super Saiyan. Eventually, you get tired from transforming constantly,  costing you 3 damage points.

shinyarceus (Level 1)(GUTS: 13/13; WP: 11/11) (4, Intelligence): You disprove the belief that magic is fake. Though the effects are temporary, the spider loses 12 damage points because it can’t process itself. Level up!

SPIDER RETALIATION (2): The spider uses a poison attack, damaging all players with a below average luck! The following are harmed:

• KillerCop311 (-1)
• Redconer (-1)

REMAINING HP: 499,832; WEB RESISTANCE: 1(+1)

Level 1 characters can no longer use skills.

[Zanaran2]

Tell the spider that it has cheeseburgers in it's fangs (intellect)

[Theepicman]

Yay level two. What does that mean when you level up?
Enter my pokeball so I can regenerate my energy.

[WaffleCake]

Throw cheeseburgers at the spider.

[CharlesSpeaking]

go all two-face on that spider (luck)

[childofdarkness016]

Yay level two. What does that mean when you level up?
Enter my pokeball so I can regenerate my energy.

Going to level 2 lets you use skills (like what you just listed), increases your stats (Guts and by virtue of the fact they're intertwined, Willpower, are included), and your damage output regardless of how little your stats changed.

[Theepicman]

Alrighty.