The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[tber123]

And make one of the containers become your bedroom.

turn it into a sausage growing plant

Secret stash of sausage

This will be a text adventure sort of thing untill a hard drive problem is resolved. C: Drive still works well. D: Drive(with my steam account on it) unavailable for reasons I do not wish to disclose.
inb4 buisness sim

You decide to establish a sausage growing plant inside a warehouse. How will you kickstart this buisness? You can't make sausages out of thin air....

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[AutoBahn]

Plant sausage in ground, grow sausage tree/plant.

[tber123]

Plant sausage in ground, grow sausage tree/plant.

Holy crap, that worked. Is that even legal? You should probably ask someone, but don't implicate yourself.

[firestorm]

Don't ask anyone, or they might steal your buisness.

[tber123]

Don't ask anyone, or they might steal your buisness.

You decide not to ask anyone. What do you do now? Interesting locations that you know of:Military base, center of the city. Go to either of those, or explore?

[firestorm]

Go to the military base for training and gopnik

[Rigel]

Only go there if there isn't a butcher's shop.

Go to the butcher's shop.

[tber123]

You walk into the butchers shop to see a rebel manning the store. He doesn't immediately open fire, and seems friendly enough. He lets you buy all the sausages in the store, but that turns out to be a distraction so his buddies can kill another combine bastard.

[tber123]

Looks like this had a good run, 6 pages before the regulars got bored.

Too soon, just realized its only been two days.

[AutoBahn]

Pull off disguise and reveal your true self to the rebels.

[tber123]

You reveal your true self to the rebels, only to piss them off even more since you are a bandit. One of them charges forward at you, only to instantly die from being stabbed to death with a broken vodka bottle. The rebels retreat.


Random events that happened so far



Random event 1:Increased police presence on the road right outside the warehouse, due to a current shootout.  New location unlocked:Right outside your warehouse



Random event 2:Small Bank robbed for the 17th time this week, eyewitnesses state the PAYDAY gang grinding a mission over and over for weapon attachments because professional criminals can't buy their own attachments and have to rely on drawing cards godamn it  Eyewitnesses state that the Bandit faction is robbing the Small Bank Small Bank location discovered

Other random events.....
72 Combine officers were shot to death today by the "commie national socialist rebels who are not to be trusted", Evocity Administrator reports.

Military denies releasing mind altering gas into the city, terrorists blamed

"Assault Vehicles" ban proposed.

Location update
Butcher shop
Warehouse
Outside warehouse
Small Bank
Other(Selecting this will have you explore some more.)

[Rigel]

Go into your casual clothing, find a clothing store, and buy a suit.

EDIT: Attempt to pay for it with sausages.

DOUBLE EDIT: Or steal the suit along with the money in the cash register. You are a bandit, after all.

[AutoBahn]

Grab citizen suit, add to growing collection of disguises, then go to the bank and help your bandito friends rob the bank.

[tber123]

Go into your casual clothing, find a clothing store, and buy a suit.

EDIT: Attempt to pay for it with sausages.

DOUBLE EDIT: Or steal the suit along with the money in the cash register. You are a bandit, after all.

Grab citizen suit, add to growing collection of disguises, then go to the bank and help your bandito friends rob the bank.

You rob the clothing store. Paying actual cash for clothes is clearly extremely alien to you. Unfortunately, the clerk panicked at the sight of the shotgun and reached into his pocket. Mistaking this motion for him drawing a gun, you instantly apply a Chaser 13 to his upper forehead, splattering the insides of his skull on the wall in a gory fashion.
Lods of emone acquired from the register, along with a photo of a man named "John Frum".



Civilian disguise acquired, along with the "Casual Gopnik" disguise.
Track pants and squatting intensifies!

What disguise do we use to rob the bank? Your fellow Bandits are already there probably getting shot to pieces.

[firestorm]

Your police uniform. They won't suspect a thing.