Xenonauts:Planetary Defense Simulator(Screw this, I'm playing Fallout instead.)

[the hacker]

Bastards.

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[Cybertails1998]

B l a s t   t h e   t h i n m e n

[tber123]

B l a s t   t h e   t h i n m e n

Bastards.

Shoot them down.

Inb4 Cult Of Sirius and EXALT teamup These are not Thin Men, sadly. They are the Men In Black.

LARGE WAVE OF ALIEN UFOS INBOUND.
Alien Infiltration=Say goodbye to Europe, boys. Europe will be signing a pact with the aliens to cease funding, and nothing can change that. Once the aliens do infiltration, you cannot stop them. You can shoot down the ufos and interrupt the landings, but no matter what you do, the aliens will force a country to withdraw support. Don't let the battleships land.


More than 3 UFOs were spotted, but its a waste of space to give you screenshots of all of them.

Alien Retaliation?

Alien Retaliation=UFOs are actively hunting down your bases. Get ready for a Base Defense sometime soon, guys.


Red Mutons not included.

One UFO later....


"ayy lmao" spots another traitor. Grenade launchers were applied. That was the only survivor, and we killed him. Mission complete.



Plasma pistol researched, but we didn't research ammo. We can use the Plasma Pistol, but we can't reload.



Production of Personal Armor is complete. We still have UFOs to shoot down.



Theres another traitor, you know the drill.



We captured a live Man In Black shortly after he opened fire on us. I don't care how human he is, he could be an alien that needs to be probed.



An ambush was sprung by the MIBs, and quickly dealt with.


Lets play "Catch a grenade!"



Revolver Rookie confirmed for badass!

[the hacker]

Suddenly I feel so meaningless.

[Legodude77]

Interrogate the Men in Black.

[tber123]

Interrogate the Men in Black.

Its not letting me. I'll capture them again and see if that will work.

Suddenly I feel so meaningless.

Why does the game suddenly insist on spamming terror missions because I'm too good at this? Thats just cheap, and not even real difficulty...



Soldiers attending:Talia, Lee Hanson, 2 laser tanks, All of the surviving Gopniks, Cool Guy

SWEET JESUS CHRYSSALIDS ARE HERE EVERYONE GET BACK IN THE SKYRANGER


The Democratic of the conga can fend for themselves, forget this.


Don't worry Talia, you get to camp the skyranger with a Blaster Launcher once I finally get one

BONUS PICTURES


*Sobbing*


Say hello to chryssalid zerg rush rape fest

[grunterdb1951]

It's a good day to die, if you know the reasons why~♫

[the hacker]

Yeah, forget Chryssalids.

[tber123]

Base Defense preview and a test run of the Blaster Launcher. Oh and also Lee Hanson will get a railgun the first chance we get.
This is just a preview of what will actually happen. This was done using the battle generator OpenXCOM has, since I don't want to wait 3 weeks for a base defense mission with chryssalids.



This is a fight to the death. X-COM will not allow surrender. Surrendering means blowing up the entire base(offscreen, probably)


Hangar(enemies spawn there) and Rail Gun

Its time to reveal the Blaster Launcher in all its glory.
This is the ultimate weapon.


This weapon is VERY long range.


Men In Black jam? Apply Blaster Launchers liberally.



Set the waypoints, fire. As you can see from the waypoints, I'm going to have the Blaster Bomb circle the enemy dozens of times before finally exploding.

[Legodude77]

Amazing. They'll be so dizzy from the circling they won't know what hit them.

[tber123]

One MIB interrogation later....


The MIBs captured told us everything we needed. I doubt they are telling the truth, however. We will need to capture a Psionic alien, research a Psi-Amp, and mind control the MIBs to verify.

[Cybertails1998]

i haven't played much xcom so i don't know what the forget is up with the chryslers

will a blaster launcher nuke kill them?

[the hacker]

i haven't played much xcom so i don't know what the forget is up with the chryslers

Chryssalids are essentially Xenomorphs. If they get close enough to attack you, they impregnate you with another Chryssalid. After a few turns, or if an impregnated human dies, the Chryssalid escapes and can then impregnate someone else. This means if you suck at saving civilians, you'll end up having to fend off a loving zerg rush of Chryssalids as you fall back into the Skyranger. In short, forget Chryssalids.

[grunterdb1951]

Throw me in coach! I'll take care of 'em!

[the hacker]

Throw me in coach! I'll take care of 'em!

Come back in one piece. Don't want that ass to go to waste.