New soldiers attending: Elvis, Revolver Rookie, Iron Whale, Bump Butts
Grey aliens spotted! Mow those bastards DOWN!
Upon being spotted, aliens get a FREE MOVEMENT TURN to run to cover. Melee only aliens use that to charge closer, and Mechtoids/Cyberdiscs/Sectopods(I think) go into overwatch instead. BS.
Unwilling to put up with the BS that comes with Classic and above, grenades are tossed. The Sectoids are stoned to death with the impact of dozens of grenades.
How the hell does Revolver Rookie miss a 75% chance to hit shot? His aim got worse since UFO Defense.
Elvis decides he's had enough of his shots missing and actually takes the time to aim his next trigger tap. Surprisingly, it works.
Revolver Rookie takes another shot. The sectoid is killed, and the plasma pistol explodes on it's death.
Pictured above: Epic slow motion killshot from Bump Butts.
NO! NOT THE MELD!
More aliens charge in.
RIP Revolver Rookie 1999-2001 Revolver Rookie survives the plasma shot because he is a Heavy, and has 6 hp instead of 4. The magic of modifying the configs.
Iron Whale can't shoot straight either. What a shame.
Revolver Rookie decides its time to heal himself.
Meanwhile, Elvis is instantly killed by a critical hit to the neck. His head simply exploded.
Enraged by the death of Elvis, Iron Whale pumps the offender full of lead.
Bump Butts gets promoted to Sniper, and can now...aim for the head.
The end of the month arrives.
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