Doing the rest (I think) tomorrow.
"put your hands up where's the money"
with you and what weapon?
"uh hi u here for the robot olympics too im going there and *blubbering nonsensically*" in a fit of confusion and surprise
That might not be the best way to start off a conversation...
also if u can put the scarf to ur bleeding cheek
It's your only one, maybe wait for later to get it all bloodstained...
ask the guy if he has anything to help you clean yourself up.
"Do you happen to have a bandage or something...?"
"Sorry, I don't have anything on me right now..."
"i'll trade that batter's helm for my unusual ghastly gibus"
Ask if you can trade hats
(the catch is, though, that you have no hat, so you are actually stealing their hat. you are an interplanetary head accessory thief. let's get this show on the road.)
"...Can I wear your hat?"
"That's random... but no. I don't want you to get blood on it. It doesn't fit you, anyways."
So much for that...