Author Topic: Astrocomical  (Read 8118 times)


(many props to CAMERA for this wonderful title, which you can view the creation of here)

So... yes! It's a comic about space? Okay, it's a choose your own adventure comic... in space.
It takes place in 2014. Well, future 2014. You know how the Mega Man games take place in 200X but they have super advanced robots (or if you're playing Battle Network, super advanced... everything, I guess)? It's like that, but with space.

I suppose that this post will become a repository of useful information about the series.
Then again, I've also made a tumblr for this, so maybe not.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2014, 12:55:43 AM by Char »

u didnt mention bomberman jetters

0/10 adventure lock pls

and now, part 1. (thanks to takatomon for fixing it up a bit)

Anyone awake...?



Doesn't seem like it...



Today is the day. Well, that's exactly what you said last time, but you mean it this time. Honest!

















See? That was easy.

Besides, you're sneaking out of the house for a good reason! Once you tell her why, there's no way Grandma will yell at you for leaving the house in the middle of the night, worrying her to no end.

Definitely not.



You're finally gonna go see the Takazu Biennial Robot Competition! It's all the way over on the planet Takazu. It only happens once every two years. It's like the robot Olympics... or something.



But come on, robots! It's gonna be so cool. There aren't any robots where you live... but there's robots there! And they're super cool robots, too! They have to be if they're in such a huge competition, right?

The rain clears up as you reach...



...Mom and Dad's old spaceship. It's safe for you to borrow it; they're not here anymore, and Grandma doesn't use it either. Besides, you'll only be gone for a couple of days.



Alright, let's go. Now... you just... um...



...yeah no, you have absolutely no idea how to use this thing.



Is there an instruction manual? There's gotta be some sort of manual here, right?



Yeah, there it is.



"User Manual TS-08"...



You take a look. Let's see here...



Uh... what's that kanji? And that one... uh... um...



O-okay, no problem, you'll just figure it out on your own. It can't be that hard, and besides, experience is way better than book learning... right?









The operation was successful!



...ish. That didn't feel too good.





Alright! You're on Takazu! Well, not ON it, technically, but whatever.



Problem is, you have no idea where you're supposed to land. You take a look at the map to find out. Let's see, you're right here, and...















Owowowow...



Guess you're going to be here more than a couple days... great.



And your good arm's cut... this just gets better and better.



Plus, your cheek really stin—



...huh?





T-THE BANDAID!!

YOU HAD THAT ON THERE FOR A REASON

IT'S REALLY BLEEDING NOW OH GOD

AAAAAAAAH



?: "Uh... hello?"



"I-I'M FINE PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEE"



"Um... well..."

What do you tell this person?

#hype

"put your hands up where's the money"

"uh hi u here for the robot olympics too im going there and *blubbering nonsensically*" in a fit of confusion and surprise

also if u can put the scarf to ur bleeding cheek
« Last Edit: July 27, 2014, 08:12:07 PM by TheKid »

"i'll trade that batter's helm for my unusual ghastly gibus"

also bandaid is copyrighted so you're going to get a cease and desist letter soon char
« Last Edit: July 27, 2014, 08:15:53 PM by Zanaran2 »

ask the person what their name is and where you are.


read adventure pls

it could be where you are on Takazu
after all, it's a whole planet


beat him up for jacking your style


even though he didn't

read adventure pls
No I meant
where you are on Takazu

also, ask the guy if he has anything to help you clean yourself up.

where are the humans in this
stop oppressing humans pls

where are the humans in this
stop oppressing humans pls
hoomans are lame.

hoomans are lame.
go back to your nest you piece of inferior race