The Assassination (THE END)

[Cybertails1998]

actually no

wait until the human gets home, then Dek him with the golden gun

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[Rigel]

actually no

wait until the human gets home, then Dek him with the golden gun

We need to get under his clothing first, so it can hit HIM and not his ARMOR

[firestorm]

We need to get under his clothing first, so it can hit HIM and not his ARMOR

Rigel thinking smart. I say we start a small fire when he comes home to cover up the evidence.

[tber123]

Endgame and Point Of No Return

All thats left to do is assassinate the human.

Ambush Positions

Computer Table
Floor
Bed
Chair w/ textbooks (Leads to bookshelf)
Bookshelf
Drawer Cart w/ Box
Airsoft Assault Rifle
Lego Bucket
Box Of Legos
Under the bed

[Zack]

Perhaps we could hide under the bed until the human rests, then assassinate him in his sleep. Unless that's too easy.

[firestorm]

We have the Assault Rifle remember. Also hide on chair. If worse comes to worse, we have to retreat to bookshelf.

[tber123]

It is night. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. The human enters the room to go to bed. Its that easy? Just you, a Golden Gun, and a sleeping target? The Golden Gun one hit kills everything, bosses, targets, humans, planets, and universes included.

Any last words before you unleash the horror that awaits you? No turning back from killing the human. He is the last target.

[ButlerBlockhead125]

explode the universe with the golden gun instead

[tber123]

explode the universe with the golden gun instead

Invalid. You must kill the human.

You shoot the human in his sleep. Hes dead.



HOLY CRAP ITS THE FINAL FOrM OF THE HUMAN

[ButlerBlockhead125]

holy stuff, his final form can page stretch immensely too!?

[tber123]

Pagestretch isnt too bad on a 2560x1600 monitor, so I have no idea.

[Nicepoint]

Fire the golden gun to his eye!

[tber123]

Followers
Nick "Blue" Walter armed with fists 40/40 hpHealthy
[Explosives]Trained
[Medic]Trained 

Tom Falke armed with .22 Pistol(Perfect Condition)25/25 hp Healthy
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained

Health: Still in one piece. 40/40 HP.

Inventory:
Miniature Airsoft Assault Rifle(Perfect condition)
.22 Pistol. (perfect condition.) Being used by Tom Falke.
Red Ryder LE BB Gun. (Good condition.)
4 Payne Killers (Healing pills)
1 Medkit
TRS-301 (Poor condition.)
Can Of Beans (Food)
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Golden Gun (You only get one shot.)
Muton Sushi (Food)
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo.) (Fair-ish condition.)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique) (Damaged)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique) (Fair condition.)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique)
Gyrojet (Extremely rare gun)
Gauss Rifle (Good condition)
Silenced PMM (Damaged)
FAL (Medium-ish condition)
Ripper/Vector SMG (Near-Perfect condition)
Fallout 10mm SMG (Poor condition)
Rocket Rifle (Damaged)
Street Sweeper (Perfect)
Luger(Perfect condition)
Gmod Physgun (Near-broken)
Ripper Knife (Needs a new blade)
Rawkit Lawnchair (Medium condition)

Perks
Healthy (+10 maximum HP)

Places to run away to
Computer Table
Floor
Bed
Chair w/ textbooks (Leads to bookshelf)
Bookshelf
Drawer Cart w/ Box
Airsoft Assault Rifle
Lego Bucket
Box Of Legos
Under the bed

LEVEL UP 3 points. Can level a skill more than once in the same level up. Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Master
[Firearms]Trained
[Close Combat]Trained
[Energy Weapons]Trained
[Throwing]Untrained
[Explosives]Untrained
[Social Skills]Trained
[Medic]Trained  

Pick a perk for yourself
Healthy (+10 maximum HP)
Bloody Mess (Everyone dies in the most violent way possible.)
Guardian Angel (meatshield Ally that occasionally shows up during combat or other special situations. Carries a Mysterious .44 Magnum.)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. If you have 5 HP and you take 7 damage, you survive with 1 HP and are instantly incapacitated.)
Redshirt Swarm (Summon X-COM Rookies to your location. They come in mass droves and swarm the enemy, but die easily and have poor accuracy. They are also easily panicked or mind controlled, which can kill you.)




Companion level up(Pick a skill for them)
Nick "Blue" Walter already has:
[Explosives]Trained
Tom Falke already has:
[Medic]Trained

[firestorm]

Nick get firearms, Tom get CQC. Teach self Firearms, and double up on explosives. Second Last Chance Pro

[tber123]

Followers
Nick "Blue" Walter armed with fists 40/40 hpHealthy
[Explosives]Trained
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained 

Tom Falke armed with .22 Pistol(Perfect Condition)25/25 hp Healthy
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained
[Close Combat]Trained

Health: Still in one piece. 40/40 HP.

Inventory:
Miniature Airsoft Assault Rifle(Perfect condition)
.22 Pistol. (perfect condition.) Being used by Tom Falke.
Red Ryder LE BB Gun. (Good condition.)
4 Payne Killers (Healing pills)
1 Medkit
TRS-301 (Poor condition.)
Can Of Beans (Food)
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Muton Sushi (Food)
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo.) (Fair-ish condition.)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique) (Damaged)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique) (Fair condition.)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique)
Gyrojet (Extremely rare gun)
Gauss Rifle (Good condition)
Silenced PMM (Damaged)
FAL (Medium-ish condition)
Ripper/Vector SMG (Near-Perfect condition)
Fallout 10mm SMG (Poor condition)
Rocket Rifle (Damaged)
Street Sweeper (Perfect)
Luger(Perfect condition)
Gmod Physgun (Near-broken)
Ripper Knife (Needs a new blade)
Rawkit Lawnchair (Medium condition)

Perks
Healthy (+10 maximum HP)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. If you have 5 HP and you take 7 damage, you survive with 1 HP and are instantly incapacitated.)

Places to run away to
Computer Table
Floor
Bed
Chair w/ textbooks (Leads to bookshelf)
Bookshelf
Drawer Cart w/ Box
Airsoft Assault Rifle
Lego Bucket
Box Of Legos
Under the bed

[Firearms]Skilled
[Close Combat]Trained
[Energy Weapons]Trained
[Throwing]Untrained
[Explosives]Skilled
[Social Skills]Trained
[Medic]Trained  

Nick "Blue" Walter requests to use the Gyrojet!
Tom Falke requests to use the Gauss Rifle in addition to his .22 Pistol!