Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 31848 times)

Well, if I corrupted it, you would have powers... so I'm gonna let this one slide and say it works flawlessly.

The power to dr mario

unlike dr. mario you don't get mad bank and you lose your job and your kids

the power to step up brother

brother owns your ass.

The power to become a brother.

But your best friend becomes a white cop

The power to make anyone fall for you

If you ask someone to fall, they will. You are held responsible for all injuries.

The power to get people to post in the amiibo megathread more often.

Amiibo prices go up every time they do.

Ability to conjure a hairbrush.

You can conjure the hairbrush, but it breaks soonly after.

The ability to summon  :cookie: s.


You also summon :cookieMonster:

The ability to own ass.

you own a saggy deflated one.

Ability to summon a giant steam roller to land on your enemies

It flattens you

Ability to eat glass and not get cut or bruised

You'd have to buy multiple accounts for this game

The ability to conquer Calradia

You have no idea what the hell calradia is.

The ability to summon any character in media history, (Mario, Spongebob, a blockhead, ect)

They are all level 9's from Super Smash Bros and immediatly begin to kick your ass

Ability to contradict }]Crazy[{ on everything he says

lol, i fight with 3 randomized level 9's, its not that hard.

For the person above me, it is
« Last Edit: March 01, 2015, 06:10:29 PM by §am§on »

but }]Crazy[{ realises who is  contridicting him.
the abilitato to spawn potato

« Last Edit: March 03, 2015, 02:18:09 PM by }]Crazy[{ »

potato is mutant potato

the abilty for something to happen